I found it amusing... even if no one else did.
Thanks

. I do apologize to the OP if he took it the wrong way (and I think he did).
I'm reminded of the night that I borrowed Grandpa's truck (1985 Ranger, I've mentioned the truck before), and it wouldn't start. I turned the key, and there wasn't even a click. I tried three times, checked the battery cables for tightness, tried again.... And then realized it was a standard. I needed to step on the clutch to start it!
I wish Grandpa was still around to remind him of that night. He came out after I got the truck started (started easily when I stepped on the clutch!) to make sure everything was OK. I sheepishly told him the truck wouldn't start because I wasn't stepping on the clutch, waved, and then drove off.
In suggesting the signal light, I was starting with the obvious, actually. Yes, it would have been funny if that had been the problem.
Sorry OP, I'll leave the rest of the troubleshooting to the grownups. But, I will suggest that if you can post a video of the truck doing it, it might help somebody to identify the problem.