Need Help Soon, Decal Tweaking Decision

[Frank The Tank]

ok, I'm over at my "kinda girlfriend"?? I dunno we aren't official and I'm not exclusive......

But her dad does decal designs.....

so I'm wanting a (chrome, or a white decal) that reads something along the lines of. this will be going on the back glass of both my rangers on the left side of the sliding glass. I will only be picking one to put on both trucks.

"Big Truck=Small Tool"

The Bigger the Truck
The Smaller the Shifter

Ranger-No need to compensate.

I'm looking for tweaks to this, that are witty and not too dirty that I can't have on my truck without complaints from law....
I like the shifter one so far as all my vehicles are manuals. but feel it just needs some tweaking.
thank Ya'll.

this is on my black Ext Cab 5spd 4.0 4x4 and my white step side 97 2.3 5spd reg cab.
Frank

 

[koda6966]

I like the second one.

 

[Frank The Tank]

anybody else?
i like the second as well, I'm not sure if it is good enough though ya'll think so?
Frank

 

[daniel3507]

i like the second one best

 

[Frank The Tank]

Or i could make it

Bigger The Truck
Smaller The Shifter

?

Frank

 

[Frank The Tank]

I guess I'll have it cut tomorrow night.

Anybody else?

Frank

 

[Daniel_187]

Ranger, for getting into tight places

 

[Chris.S.]

Or i could make it

Bigger The Truck
Smaller The Shifter

?

Frank

I like that one, but throw in a "..." to leave the end of it hanging a little:

Bigger The Truck
Smaller The Shifter...

 

[koda6966]

or..


The Bigger The Truck...
...The Smaller The Shifter.

 

[Frank The Tank]

I'm digging Chris S. spin on it.

Am I the only person tacky enough to put these on my truck?

I won't be distributing them, just wondered if anybody else would put one on "their" truck?

Frank

 

[koda6966]

I'm digging Chris S. spin on it.
Am I the only person tacky enough to put these on my truck?
I won't be distributing them, just wondered if anybody else would put one on "their" truck?
Frank

Only stickers I plan on putting on my truck are my NRA sticker, and maybe a SUNY Delhi one when I start college.

Or maybe just the NRA sticker. I like a clean look. If I had a more.. beaten.. vehicle it would get the shifter sticker definitely.

 

[Frank The Tank]

Ha, My dually had a ton of decals....
Well placed well proportioned doesn't cause a cluttered look. IMO

Frank

 

[lone-wolf]

TRS sticker is likely the only one I'll put on my truck.
A gun(no NRA in canada)/hunting sticker may make it's way onto it. Or a 'shutup & fish' sticker.

Police complaints are part of the fun.

 

[Frank The Tank]

I have a Waggonor Church Clay Ky sticker on my 97....
and a United Community Bank Sticker (they give you 30 dollars to your checking account!!!)
a North American Hunting Club sticker..... NRA, and an Air-Dog Fuel Preporator decal on there.

but the UCB is coming off as I have gotten my 30 bucks for the year hahaha.

I think the new addition on both trucks shall be a good conversation piece.
and a clever hint to the ladies.

Frank
Frank

 

[Chris.S.]

I'd totally rock one of those if that wasn't like putting a target on. The city I live in is full of "those" guys-F350 with 14" lift, exhaust, tuner etc etc (also with fake suntans, bleached hair, steroid built muscles and a sporting a stripper girlfriend with fake 38DD'S)... Big ole penis extensions....