My Freinds Make My RANGER Roll......

[Mark_88]

I parked my truck in one of those closed off laneways once for a few minutes...had been by the same location many times and never any tire tracks or anyone going in or out on foot...so I figured nobody would need to access the laneway...when I got back the owner had tarred a piece of cardboard with "do not park here" written on it to my windshield...

Wasn't as bad as I thought it would be since a razor scraper took the tar off in a few minutes...but I was tempted to find the owner's vehicle and do something nasty to it...I backed off since it was his property...just could have been a bit less of an asshole about it...

I can imagine that anyone less familiar with scraping crap off a windshield would spend many hours trying to clean it off...and maybe damage their windshield in the process...

 

[93STX]

Wow I don't know how I forgot about this...

A friend of mine has a thing for putting dead animals in/on/and around peoples cars. They actually even once took a buck, opened the guys car doors and stretched it out across the front two seats. Another time he put a dead possum in through a kids sunroof of his eclipse.

 

[Mark_88]

If you have any Lime Sulpher kicking around that stuff is horrible smelling...a few drops in his windshield washer fluid will give quite a stink every time he squirts his windshield...you can buy it at garden centers...works great to remove tree fungus too...

 

[red98ranger]

stretch a couple of the old black rubber bungee cords from frame rail to frame rail so that it rubs on the drive shaft. it should result in a pretty good squealing noise. Or you could buy a locking gas cap and install it on their car

 

[souldoubt88]

chain a cinderblock or something heavy to his axle/frame
put some baloons under his car so they pop when he moves (works best at night)
rainbow bumper sticker
Jack up your target's car and then put blocks underneath so that the tires are just barely off the ground

 

[4x4fun]

i like the locking gas cap idea

also get a white piece of cardboard and cover his license plate and make your own personalized one, ie d!/ck or "my other rides a d!/ck" my fav "F*** cops"

 

[rangernotlifted]

Or you could just say **** it, and just forget about it. Shits on seats lead to broken windows, you could unplug his coil, ive done that a few times

 

[Shran]

Swap 2 spark plug wires.
Blocks under the axles is one of my favorites.
Removing his steering wheel or both front seats is also hilarious.
It's also cool to park it between two objects that cannot be moved, like trees. This is best done with those car dollys.
Shrink wrap (not seran wrap) the entire car.

Or do this:

 

[brwntom]

in highschool some kid thought it would be funny to put a couch in the back of my truck (still not sure how or why thatd be funny???) but anyway it was just a minor inconvenience b/c i had to take it out but to get back at him i put anchovies on his engine block and he complained for a week about the smell.

Howd the hell you get em on the engine block if car is locked and hood is shut?

 

['95 ranger]

Kick his Mom in the nuts.

WTF? are you drunk?

OR if its a carb take the distributor apart, get a LEAD pencil and draw a line right through the center of the distributor and put it back together, it fires at the pencil mark instead of the metal part on the distributor

 

[wrecking-crew]

hook an airbag up to the interior lights and te wiring. a guy did that at a junkyard down the road and scared the shit outta another guy who was ramming the one guys yard van into stuff. i like this one personally.
or u can put gear oil in his engine.....no wait that makes it go boom.....hmmmmm.....antiseize under the handles, alot of it. all i can think of right now

 

[Ranger Sport Honduras]

i like the locking gas cap idea

also get a white piece of cardboard and cover his license plate and make your own personalized one, ie d!/ck or "my other rides a d!/ck" my fav "F*** cops"

+1 it is not harmful at all
i suggested offensive decals, thats is not harmful(for the guy that complained about the epoxy, and the tree chain )

 

[JamesC]

I never done this to anyone but I've had to fix it...

Put a plastic bag on the driveshaft or the yoke of the rear diff makes a hell of alot of noise when you drive.

At work we had a truck come in and a plastic bag had got caught in there wasn't fun trying to cut all the plastic out as it got wrapped pretty tight.

 

[Mark_88]

Put a "Just Married" sign on his rear end and strap a bunch of tin cans to strings and stuff them under the truck...when he pulls away they rattle like crazy...

He'll get out...look at the back of his truck and think "WTF, when did I get married"...

 

[timster]

I have a few
road kill on the manifold, stinks like hell when the fur gets hot
I like the locking gas cap
if he runs hubcaps, thow some bolts in there, when he starts off or slows down will rattle like hell, but when he speeds up it goes away
unbolt the driveshaft from the tranny
take his wiper blades off
pour water on his seat
pour water on his windsheild all night long when its below freezing, ice is a bitch
kick his ass

those are the nicest things I can think of