Moderators Wanted....

[JohnnyO]

You want me to unretire?

 

[PetroleumJunkie412]

Sorry.
It's not you.
It's me.
I just didn't get it.
?

Its ok. We can go get jerky.

 

[azrangerman85]

The Ranger Station is looking for a couple of people to join our exciting team of Forum Moderators.

Some of the benefits include:

• Work from home
• Make your own schedule
• Unlimited unpaid overtime
• 2-weeks unpaid vacation
• Access to the secret Staff Forum

Seriously though, I'm looking for people that are willing to volunteer as a 'Forum Moderator'. If you've seen things posted in the wrong forums that you thought should be moved, saw spam that needed to be deleted, and someone that needed banned, then this is your chance to be a larger part of the forum.

Please send me a private message if you're interested.

Thanks,

Jim

SOUNDS LIKE MY REAL JOB , WHERE CORPORATE FORCES ME TO DEPOSIT CASH AT THE END OF A SHIFT WITHOUT PAID CLOCKED TIME, AND WITHOUT GAS COMPENSATION, WITHOUT PROTECTION

 

[Jim Oaks]

So... the TRS company Jet with stripper pole isn't in the benefit package any longer?

No, I let @JohnnyO use it to go to Las Vegas back when he was a moderator and owned his cleaning maid service. He said he was going there for a maid convention. Those damn strippers he picked up trashed the jet, and the pilot had to retire on a 'mental' disability. Now that I'm in Texas, we've talked about replacing the jet with a helicopter. I here there's a bunch of them sitting down around Kileen.

 

[Jim Oaks]

Maybe we can get @MastuhWaffles to put the TRS logo on his plane.

 

[sgtsandman]

Forum helicopter

 

[Curious Hound]

Forum helicopter

Is that how Jim is going to fly us to Texas for moderator training school?

 

[sgtsandman]

Yep. You have to hang on to the nose and try to not block the muzzle of the machine gun.

 

[Ramcharger90]

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The only thing I could find that was remotely related to "internal butt hug". Med schools weird.

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Here we see two members of a rival gang setting their differences aside with the internal butt hug. The process takes three and a half hours to complete, For those gangbangers who are not strong enough to survive the process, also means war for the surviving members of the gang. Eventually the gangbanger will be in the other's rectum hip deep and the process will be complete.

https://imgur.com/a/7Inapeg

 

[Jim Oaks]

Forum helicopter

Isn't it enough that new moderators have to wear these hats?

 

[85_Ranger4x4]

Isn't it enough that new moderators have to wear these hats?

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Glad to not be “the new guy” much longer!

 

[Curious Hound]

Isn't it enough that new moderators have to wear these hats?

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Wow. A hat with propellor to clear away the clutch smoke.

 

[PetroleumJunkie412]

Wow. A hat with propellor to clear away the clutch smoke.

Right??

 

[Jim Oaks]

Glad to not be “the new guy” much longer!

Ya, I'm sorry that all of those Ford execs kept giving you funny looks at the Ford Ranger debut. I just told them that it was a hazing ritual. I would have paid money to watch @bobbywalter walk around the show wearing one while he was talking to the engineers.

 

[Dirtman]

Wow you guys think its embarrassing to wear a propeller beanie? Glad you didnt take me with you...