Just Plain Stupied

[doorgunner]

It took 2 days for the ice to melt off my truck cab so I could open the driver's door....and the ice was only 1/2 inch thick in spots!

 

[MastuhWaffles]

It took 2 days for the ice to melt off my truck cab so I could open the driver's door....and the ice was only 1/2 inch thick in spots!

This is why you invest in a flamethrower.

 

[martin]

fibreglass and flamethrowers are not a particularly good idea when mixed together.

 

[MastuhWaffles]

fibreglass and flamethrowers are not a particularly good idea when mixed together.

That just makes the ice melt faster!

 

[martin]

sshh, don't tell DG that. please.

 

[MastuhWaffles]

sshh, don't tell DG that. please.

Disclaimer: In the event that DG has caught his Ranger on fire MastuhWaffles is in no way affiliated or responsible.

 

[doorgunner]

Why do my doors start drooping every time I pass a flamethrower across them???????

 

[MastuhWaffles]

Why do my doors start drooping every time I pass a flamethrower across them???????

Don't you know? That's the new style, melted doors... All the kids are doing it these days.

 

[MountainMike]

Hey DG, I found an elegant solution to my cupholder dilemma. Take note!

Sent from Villa Auditore using a carrier pigeon.

 

[chazzone]

It took 2 days for the ice to melt off my truck cab so I could open the driver's door....and the ice was only 1/2 inch thick in spots!

At that rate, I'll get back to her in May...

 

[doorgunner]

Don't you know? That's the new style, melted doors... All the kids are doing it these days.

Hey DG, I found an elegant solution to my cupholder dilemma. Take note!

Sent from Villa Auditore using a carrier pigeon.

To: M.W. and M.M. ....... Verrrry funny...........annnnnnnnnd .............we don't need no stinking elegant cupholders.........

At that rate, I'll get back to her in May...

That's kinda what I was thinking too! P.S. I'm in Biloxi.....but my darling wife wanted to go in her sister's car ....NOT in the Ranger

 

[chazzone]

That's kinda what I was thinking too! P.S. I'm in Biloxi.....but my darling wife wanted to go in her sister's car ....NOT in the Ranger

No accounting for taste, I suppose...

 

[doorgunner]

No accounting for taste, I suppose...

 

[Mark_88]

Not to worry DG...at least you have another car...if you had my Ranger you probably wouldn't have a wife...

But I can console myself in knowing that I make people think, laugh, and say "WTF" just by driving by...people behind me that can't pass are learning sign language but seem to be stuck on the letters "F" and "U"...and do a lot of pointing up at the sky telling me they believe in Jesus...I guess...

 

[doorgunner]

Not to worry DG...at least you have another car...if you had my Ranger you probably wouldn't have a wife...

But I can console myself in knowing that I make people think, laugh, and say "WTF" just by driving by...people behind me that can't pass are learning sign language but seem to be stuck on the letters "F" and "U"...and do a lot of pointing up at the sky telling me they believe in Jesus...I guess...

Well Mark....."WTF"(WJD)........at least you have them referring to God.....................

in one way or another


Ohhhhh......and also I haven't been doing a thing to thRanger except oil changes since my so-in-law-great guy wnet to Heaven.....been too down/along with the PTSD from Nam :flag half-mast: