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This joke comes via a soilder in Iraq:
There are border crossings everywhere in Iraq. Some are shite muslim, some sunni. A young muslim soilder walks up cautiosly to the first check point with his rifle down so as not to alarm the guard. The guard says halt, are you sunni or shite he asks? The soilder not wanting to give the wrong answer to the kid with the gun says, Im buddist. The young soilder is confused and goes to get a higher rank. The second guard with the bigger gun asks, are you sunni or shite? The young soilder replies, Im buddist. He too is confused and gets the senior guard with the RPG. Teh senior guard asks, are you sunni or shite? The young soilder once again says, Im buddist. The senior guard says I know, but are you sunni or shite buddist?
There are border crossings everywhere in Iraq. Some are shite muslim, some sunni. A young muslim soilder walks up cautiosly to the first check point with his rifle down so as not to alarm the guard. The guard says halt, are you sunni or shite he asks? The soilder not wanting to give the wrong answer to the kid with the gun says, Im buddist. The young soilder is confused and goes to get a higher rank. The second guard with the bigger gun asks, are you sunni or shite? The young soilder replies, Im buddist. He too is confused and gets the senior guard with the RPG. Teh senior guard asks, are you sunni or shite? The young soilder once again says, Im buddist. The senior guard says I know, but are you sunni or shite buddist?
