i want to here this story don't thread jack this thread but go and make something about it i feel like i'm in a laughing mood or just pm it to me i don't care i want to here it
I was hoping nobody would ask this.. but ok...
So i was on skidoo, i was 10 years old, riding around, bashing through drifts out on the country..
And then i went out on the bay, hitting drifts, and a kinds of stuff.
It was horrible weather, snowplows were even took off the roads, about 5 feet of snow on the road.. So i was giving it to the skidoo whatever the bitch could suffer..
And i decided to open it out goin across the cove, (in a white out).
Could not see a thing.. Anyways, Once i got up to about 70-75mph, i hit a drift that i could not see (because of the white-out), and i hit it sort of on the side, or at a weird angle..
Anyways, i Launch it up in the air, not knowing i hit it untill i was in the air, and i knew the landing wasnt goin to be pretty, due to the take-off being un-expected..
Well, the skidoo started goin sideways in the air, and then i hit the ice, landed on my elbow, drove my shoulder up into my head, split my helmet in peices, the skidoo landed on the side, rolled and landed back on the track and kept on going,
So i was blacked out there lid down on the ice (myself), and when i came to, i looked up and seen my skidoo about 150 feet away from me, so i get up, start to run, then i stumble a few times like i was wasted, and get back up and "run" to my skidoo, when i got there, i tried to drive home, sonce i was a nice ways away from home...
So i get on the skidoo, and realized i could not move my arm, it had no feeling whatsoever, so i lift my arm onto the handle bars, and manage my way back (note that i was at my grandpas for the weekend), so i manage back home, run in the house and ball out to nan that i had my arm broke, we call mom, she comes up, we got to the nearest hospital around 100 kilometres away.. the nurse was a total $#!+head, she was the biggest ass hole ever, i felt like punchin her in the face, she was tryin to move my arm around, when clearly my elbow was screwed up, she kept on tryin and i kept on cursin...
well anyways i go in for x-rays, and this blonde smokin hotttttttt chick is so nice, she was really gentle with my arm unlike the other bi-a-tch, ((and that night, (my dad was a trucker then), dad came just happened to be goin by the hospital in truck, so he stopped in, and then he left after so long, cause he had a full load on,)) mom was watching my getting my x-rays done, and i could see her screaching like a baby, and i couldnt help but laugh at her, it was no pain at all, it was just so funny!,
well anywasy, doc looks at the x-rays, sure enough my elbow is dislocated backwards about an inch, and my upper arm is broke, so he puts me to sleep and operates, i wake up in a, maybe 100x100 ft room that was empty, i was just lyin there on the bed, and then i realized it was a dream of waking up, and when i actually did wake up, i was on a bed with the hot nurse next to me, so she brought me out then and i had a cast on, and dad was home then, so he came in and got me and mom, we went home, and let me tell you guys now, that hospital rocked, they had xbox, all finds of food, icecream, plasma TV's everything!..
Well around 4 weeks pass, i go to the doctor to get my cast removed, i get in there, he cuts off the cast with some siccors, and then i see the pins stocking out of my elbow, all i had to say was,, "wow, sweeet", and he took them out, unscrewed them with visegrip-like-thingys, and the blood squirts out, it looked soo funny, and my brother fainted! lol.. and yea thats about it
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