Mark_88
Well-Known Member
- Joined
- Aug 11, 2007
- Messages
- 18,554
- Age
- 69
- City
- Ontario, Canada
- Vehicle Year
- 2007
- Transmission
- Automatic
- My credo
- Love Thy Neighbor
A trucker who had been out on the road for three straight weeks stopped at
a brothel outside Vegas. He walked straight up to the Madam, plopped down
$500.00 and said, "I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich".
The Madam was astonished. She said, "OK, sir, but do you know that for that
kind of money you could have two of my finest ladies, plus a three-course
Meal??"
The trucker replied, "Listen, sweetie, I ain't horny - I'm homesick!"
a brothel outside Vegas. He walked straight up to the Madam, plopped down
$500.00 and said, "I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich".
The Madam was astonished. She said, "OK, sir, but do you know that for that
kind of money you could have two of my finest ladies, plus a three-course
Meal??"
The trucker replied, "Listen, sweetie, I ain't horny - I'm homesick!"