If Dirtman was a Ranger

[Bird76Mojo]

Clearly someone puked clam chowder patina on this truck..

1989 Ford ranger 4x4 - auto parts - by owner - vehicle automotive sale

Parting out only,

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[Dirtman]

Clearly someone puked clam chowder patina on this truck..

1989 Ford ranger 4x4 - auto parts - by owner - vehicle automotive sale

Parting out only,

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It's not hairy enough! But it does appear we both bathe the same amount...

 

[19Walt93]

That's a little harsh, I'm sure he wouldn't have a flat tire.

 

[Snoranger]

That's a little harsh, I'm sure he wouldn't have a flat tire.

Everybody gets a flat tire once in a while.

 

[Dirtman]

I rarely even wear shoes, how could I get a flat?!

 

[dirtymike]

Taint nuthin fordin a crek wont get off

 

[Dirtman]

Based on the algae growing on it, I think it may have already been in a creek...

 

[RustyShackleford94]

Seems on point

 

[RonD]

Body looks straight, a little red paint would fix it right up, but thats true for every thing

Off-set front bumper for better air dam effect is a nice touch, smart move

Tire is only flat on the bottom, like most shoes, or feet

You can see where its been cleaned around the fuel filler(mouth)

Have to check the tail pipe for furnace marks

So yes, that could be Dirtman in Ranger form

 

[Bird76Mojo]

I'm sure that, much like Dirtman, anything that comes out of it STINKS, and they both have cowl rot from decades of neglect.

 

[Dirtman]

I'm sure that, much like Dirtman, anything that comes out of it STINKS, and they both have cowl rot from decades of neglect.

I only smell because I don't wash! Or eat properly! Or care! Or wear clean clothes!