I would kill my nephew

[Tonka]

Aint no corrosion on the hood. Ford just used crappy paint. They all do that. Both of my Fords have nothing but primer left on the hoods, and the roof of my ranger is rusted so bad I've been parking it in the barn til I get around to sanding it and painting it. Not sure if I wanta slap Rust-O-Leum on it or just wait til I win the lottery and can have the whole truck re-painted.

 

[cody93]

I'm Trying to sell my truck, give me a call 727-642-4111 Its in terrible condition. The interior smells like urine and feces. No seriously. My retarded nephew has a problem, and he pissed on the console. Also, I tried everything to get the poop out of the seat, but every time one sits in the passenger seat, a little more comes to the surface. The cab is beat to hell, once again, my nephew is at fault; someone thought it'd be funny to show him how to use a sledgehammer. (Thank God he didn't do more damage before I stopped him) It may need a new paintjob, as over the years, I have had sexual intercourse on the hood and all the major body panels, and apparently sperm is corrosive (who knew?)
To be honest, it's a salvage title. But I'm sure if you have the moxie to scrap such a classic (a 1997 Ford Ranger, with only 220k on it), I'm sure you'll turn a profit. I'll turn over the keys for 250 bucks, (you gotta come to me, though, I'm not getting in that thing, as my gag reflex gets stronger every time I'm within 10 feet of it)
Well, I'd post pictures, but once again, it's a part of my past, and I want it out of my life.

there ya go, thank god for offline mode.

 

[adsm08]

Aint no corrosion on the hood. Ford just used crappy paint. They all do that. Both of my Fords have nothing but primer left on the hoods, and the roof of my ranger is rusted so bad I've been parking it in the barn til I get around to sanding it and painting it. Not sure if I wanta slap Rust-O-Leum on it or just wait til I win the lottery and can have the whole truck re-painted.

That problem was largely solved by 97.

Also, semen is basic (PH >7) to protect the sperm from the acidic contributions made by the female participant. Togehter they have a roughly neutral PH. Separately and with sufficient length of exposure, either could eat away the clear coat and the paint.

 

[Tonka]

...Also, semen is basic (PH >7) to protect the sperm from the acidic contributions made by the female participant. Togehter they have a roughly neutral PH. Separately and with sufficient length of exposure, either could eat away the clear coat and the paint.

I'd ask how you know this, but I'll just assume you have a really old car. Today's body panels will dent if a bird lands on them.

On second thought, ... I gotta disagree. There's absolutely no rust in the "bed" of my Ranger, which I've had since I was 17. The paint is only damaged by scratches from hauling stuff.