I want to make my truck look like an offroader that easy and cheap.

[88_Eddie]

Yea and they to dumb to notice Ronald Mcdonald is they cracka, SNAP!

Lima bean, i didnt know you spoke jive

 

[LIMA BEAN]

Lima bean, i didnt know you spoke jive

Why sure, learned it from a little old lady on an airplane one time. Didn't know you understood jive.

 

[88_Eddie]

Why sure, learned it from a little old lady on an airplane one time. Didn't know you understood jive.

i had a good buddy in college that could speak it, he taught me a few words here and there......it helped A LOT when i worked for auto-bone

 

[7.5L_STX]

is this becoming the pointless thread? this happens almost everyday lol

 

[mp3deviant721]

is this becoming the pointless thread? this happens almost everyday lol

I think so.

 

[84stealthranger]

point less threads are the best ones lol besides build threads the the tail gate fourms

 

[LIMA BEAN]

Just our standard jacking going down bro's.

 

[schaffer]

oh, you just need a list of stupid shit that people put on their trucks to make them look like have been off road. lets see here, you need:

- 1 cb whip, no less than 35 feet long and at least 2 tennis balls. dont worry, no cb radio is required.

- 1 diamond plate tool box. no, it doesnt have to actually have anything in it. think of it as good mounting point for your 35 foot whip that you wont use either.

- at least 15 KC headlights (or the cheap ass walmart shit) and no, they dont have to be wired either.

- 1 K&N air filter sticker. this is a really good one, everyone knows if you dont have a k&n air filter, you arent a serious off roader. i wont even go into the insanely large amount of horsepower they add.

- 1 confederate flag. another good one that usually gets left out, it can be in sticker form, license plate, or even flown from your whip.

- 1 chain or tow strap wrapped around your front bumper. these are great, they'll fool even some novice off-roaders into thinking you've been on the trail recently. wrangler owners have been using them for years.

if you arent pounding vag inside of 10 minutes after all this shit is installed, try adding a cherrybomb muffler, cause you cant spell muffler without what word?.....that's right, muff

looks like i need 13 more lights and wrap that strap round my bumper...then its seriousss

 

[legoms013]

Do a bodylift, so the world knows your a real bad ass crawler,

A Westin Bull bar (that no longer lines up cuz of the body lift)

Side steps that hang down too low cuz of said body lift, and act as killer rock sliders,

A super tall ass whip or CB antenna (wired or not, its the look your after right)

Lots of chrome, the more the better, chrome it all out bro, and I mean all out.

Cheap as shit wal-mart lights....and lots of them, at least 15, and always use a odd number, and don't bother wiring them.

Stickers, tons of effing stickers all over the place.

Drive through the mud. Again, and again. Then drive over stuff you shouldn't, preferably rocks taller than the vehicle.

Roll the vehicle.

Water log the vehicle.

Faux hood it.

Let the vehicle rust real bad.

NOW you are a real offroader

 

[Andres629]

oh, you just need a list of stupid shit that people put on their trucks to make them look like have been off road. lets see here, you need:

- 1 cb whip, no less than 35 feet long and at least 2 tennis balls. dont worry, no cb radio is required. CRAP... got it backwards... have a CB installed and no whip.

- 1 diamond plate tool box. no, it doesnt have to actually have anything in it. think of it as good mounting point for your 35 foot whip that you wont use either.
Serious?! FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU- I have a wooden toolbox with stuff in it. Again, wrong direction.

- at least 15 KC headlights (or the cheap ass walmart shit) and no, they dont have to be wired either.
Looks like I'm about 15 aftermarket lights off...

- 1 K&N air filter sticker. this is a really good one, everyone knows if you dont have a k&n air filter, you arent a serious off roader. i wont even go into the insanely large amount of horsepower they add.
Napa brand is cool too right?! With the stock airbox?! Please? I wanna be an off-roader!

- 1 confederate flag. another good one that usually gets left out, it can be in sticker form, license plate, or even flown from your whip.
So THAT'S what I'm missing...

- 1 chain or tow strap wrapped around your front bumper. these are great, they'll fool even some novice off-roaders into thinking you've been on the trail recently. wrangler owners have been using them for years.
My front bumper is stock... can I wrap it around the back one instead?

if you arent pounding vag inside of 10 minutes after all this shit is installed, try adding a cherrybomb muffler, cause you cant spell muffler without what word?.....that's right, muff
SERIOUSLY?!?! Nooooooo! i don't have ANY muffler!

...it fell off. No muff for me I guess.

 

[Ranger Sport Honduras]

well. i have a few of those. on both lists

 

[The Jester Race]

well. i have a few of those. on both lists

Poser

-Jester

 

[LIMA BEAN]

well. i have a few of those. on both lists

 

[86 slo-vo]

wtf

sorta what i thought, i guess offroaders are cool

 

[Ryannn]

This thread is making me laugh.