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I want to make my truck look like an offroader that easy and cheap.


that tax is still there and rising.it's another 2 cents in july coming up.and when it was peaking a couple of years ago there we were paying 179.9 at the highest.when it went back to 130 it like...wow-look at how cheap gas is!

and ya,that's a litre.

on the other note,when i first had pics of my truck showing up here people thought it was a mall-crawler.when it was up for the jan 05 totm people were complaining that it didn't go off road.of course,the photo of it was cruising up a river,with big rocks and two feet of water.

musta been the water feature at the mall:D


it's a mall crawler if you include driving up the side of the mall and parking on the roof...
 
oh, you just need a list of stupid shit that people put on their trucks to make them look like have been off road. lets see here, you need:

- 1 cb whip, no less than 35 feet long and at least 2 tennis balls. dont worry, no cb radio is required.

- 1 diamond plate tool box. no, it doesnt have to actually have anything in it. think of it as good mounting point for your 35 foot whip that you wont use either.

- at least 15 KC headlights (or the cheap ass walmart shit) and no, they dont have to be wired either.

- 1 K&N air filter sticker. this is a really good one, everyone knows if you dont have a k&n air filter, you arent a serious off roader. i wont even go into the insanely large amount of horsepower they add.

- 1 confederate flag. another good one that usually gets left out, it can be in sticker form, license plate, or even flown from your whip.

- 1 chain or tow strap wrapped around your front bumper. these are great, they'll fool even some novice off-roaders into thinking you've been on the trail recently. wrangler owners have been using them for years.

if you arent pounding vag inside of 10 minutes after all this shit is installed, try adding a cherrybomb muffler, cause you cant spell muffler without what word?.....that's right, muff
 
if you arent pounding vag inside of 10 minutes after all this shit is installed, try adding a cherrybomb muffler, cause you cant spell muffler without what word?.....that's right, muff


Hahaha!! SO MUCH WIN!!!
 
oh, you just need a list of stupid shit that people put on their trucks to make them look like have been off road. lets see here, you need:

- 1 confederate flag. another good one that usually gets left out, it can be in sticker form, license plate, or even flown from your whip.

- 1 chain or tow strap wrapped around your front bumper. these are great, they'll fool even some novice off-roaders into thinking you've been on the trail recently. wrangler owners have been using them for years.

THATS WHAT I NEED! A CONFEDERATE FLAG! lol See how many people ask wtf flying that up here in Canada lol.

Also, good call on calling out the Wrangler-poser crowd. Its even worse than the Fullsize pickup poser crowd...
 
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wow, amazing what one can do with the profits of dealing crack....i'm thinking KFC would've been more fitting
 
Yea and they to dumb to notice Ronald Mcdonald is they cracka, SNAP!
 

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