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Ranger Kip
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- My credo
- Confused and Intolerant
Well, here is a joke I played on all of my schools teachers individually, and I mean every one of them (except a few I will catch tomorrow).
Eph University Office Of Undergraduate Admissions
P.O. Box 550955
Winzlow, Arizona 76901
December 18, 2010
Mr. Jean-Luc Keller
777 Maple Hill Rd.
Mansboro, PA 16902
Dear Mr. Keller:
Congratulations on your acceptance to Eph College, Class of 2015! It gives me great pleasure to send you this letter, you have no reason to be proud of the work you have done to get to this moment.
On the folder that holds your admission materials, you will find words of the late Dr. Urak Dim, a professor of Anatomy 101 at Eph U. ".....we hope you will do well here, as you could have done better in High School....". In evaluating candidates for admission to Eph U, the board of directors tells us we have to be strict, so feel lucky. We look forward to you being a valuable customer of our deprived establishment.
To notify us of your decision, you may use the enclosed scratch and sniff sticker and place it on any postcard with our address. All scratch and sniff stickers will be collected and counted to evaluate how many rooms we must repair and clean for your exciting use here at Eph U.
Also, on April 1st, December 25th, and October 37th, we will not be on campus, so get off the property or risk being prosecuted by our state-provided attorney. Please visit our website at <http://www.EphU.all.org> for closing times and black-out days (only valid for those with limited ride passes).
Finally, if you have any general questions, please don't ask us, email the students: gorgac1134@gmail.com (Lynn Enz), runescaperrules@petridish^yahoo.com/waitinglist-edu/mail.com (Mahmad Mahamd Robert James Jr.), Shirtless-Wonder@ymail.com (my Stepmother).
Sincerely,
Mari D. Yormom Drakula Yakuza
Mother of Administrator Administrator
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Enclosure
Eph University Office Of Undergraduate Admissions
P.O. Box 550955
Winzlow, Arizona 76901
December 18, 2010
Mr. Jean-Luc Keller
777 Maple Hill Rd.
Mansboro, PA 16902
Dear Mr. Keller:
Congratulations on your acceptance to Eph College, Class of 2015! It gives me great pleasure to send you this letter, you have no reason to be proud of the work you have done to get to this moment.
On the folder that holds your admission materials, you will find words of the late Dr. Urak Dim, a professor of Anatomy 101 at Eph U. ".....we hope you will do well here, as you could have done better in High School....". In evaluating candidates for admission to Eph U, the board of directors tells us we have to be strict, so feel lucky. We look forward to you being a valuable customer of our deprived establishment.
To notify us of your decision, you may use the enclosed scratch and sniff sticker and place it on any postcard with our address. All scratch and sniff stickers will be collected and counted to evaluate how many rooms we must repair and clean for your exciting use here at Eph U.
Also, on April 1st, December 25th, and October 37th, we will not be on campus, so get off the property or risk being prosecuted by our state-provided attorney. Please visit our website at <http://www.EphU.all.org> for closing times and black-out days (only valid for those with limited ride passes).
Finally, if you have any general questions, please don't ask us, email the students: gorgac1134@gmail.com (Lynn Enz), runescaperrules@petridish^yahoo.com/waitinglist-edu/mail.com (Mahmad Mahamd Robert James Jr.), Shirtless-Wonder@ymail.com (my Stepmother).
Sincerely,
Mari D. Yormom Drakula Yakuza
Mother of Administrator Administrator
XXX/an
Enclosure
