I was going to suggest lighting some gas on fire in there. With the price of gas these days though It's like liquid gold.
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The water in the mounted tire thing doesn't work very well...
I almost rolled my Ranger a couple winters ago, luckily it came back down on all fours though. When it did, it popped the right rear tire clear off the rim.
Tire was undamaged, but when I took it to have it remounted, it was in the back of my truck, I'd forgotten it'd snowed a couple days before and the snow had since melted... Guess they didn't bother with emptying it out first. I took it back and their solution was to balance it with enough weights to fill a gym. After that, they told me I must have torn the radial.
The place I bought it from dismounted it and found a gallon or so of water in it.