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ok heres the newfoundland version

well blessed redeamer i was at da store and bought da fabric an jug o' milk, went home an lard tunderin me fries went tits-up on da couch, da ol lady gave me a napkin to wipe it up but F dat, da shit is still dere soakin in the couch

I once knew a girl from Newfoundland...had a hard time keeping a straight face when she started talking like that.(she obviously did it jokingly.)

 

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I once met a girl from Newfoundland...had a hard time keeping a straight face when she started talking like that.(she obviously did it jokingly.)

haha. newfoundlanders dont really talk like that though, well atleast not where im from like around central. the townies talk like mainlanders though (like you!) but where i live "iin the country" i talk just like alot of the americans on here do
and nobody says lard tunderin jesus anymore lol