Garage etiquette for women

[97ranger4x4]

So a buddy of mine just bought his first place.

He is big into cars and is in the process of building an el camino. He is both a chevy and ford guy.

So he basically has plans to paint the walls, cabinets, work bench, and floor. But we are looking at decorations. I am going to donate my miller beer sign because it is his favorite beer. but he is looking for a sign that has garage etiquette for women. So lets hear them!

I hope I dont get in trouble for this...

 

[Redneckryder]

like rules for women???

 

[JohnPi]

Rule 1) Borrowing a tool involves RETURNING the tool to the same place it was taken from
Rule 2) Gardening is not to be done with mechanics tools (My wife has actually used my tin snips to work on her garden)

 

[97ranger4x4]

like rules for women???

yeh I guess so. that is what he had asked me, but I didnt really know. I think he wants something funny, like chuck norris facts. he loves those.

 

[turtle3.0]

#3) If you don't know what it is or what it does, DON'T TOUCH IT for your and my safety.

#4) If you ask, I will show you how it works.

#5) A screwdriver or a putty knife are not paint can openers.

#6) If a hammer can't fix it, it's un-fixable

 

[Insanejughead]

#7) Mechanic working, to get attention you must bring beer, bring food, or be nude. (wife and girlfriends only)

#8) Mechanic not responsible for dirt that "magically" appears on you when you enter garage.

#9) Punishment will proceed any questions in the following manner, "Do I look nice in this? How do you think this matches my shoes?" (unless you are nude, then everything matches your shoes)

#10) Take care of your husband as he would take care of his truck/projects/tools/beer.

 

[martin]

To avoid getting clothes dirty, they should be removed before entering.

 

[Skid Vicious]

#12 Never enter garage without a beer in at least one hand.
only exception to this is bringing in parts that were just delivered.

#13 Time spent in garage will count as family time, date night, and doing chores at any moment.

 

[Mark_88]

15 If this van is rockin...don't bother knockin'....

 

[feellnfroggy]

****DO NOT ENTER****

I have my cell if you need me. Leave a message.

 

[rusty ol ranger]

Dont ask dumb questions.

Nothin i hate more then her asking what something does ans then acting like she knows what im talking about after i explain it.

later,
dustin

 

[Shran]

#18 Don't bother me if I was pissed when I came out here. Chances are, you caused it.

#19 If you caused it, you may redeem yourself in several ways.

#20 I reserve the right to leave the toilet seat up in the shop bathroom.

#21 The shop fridge must not contain anything healthy.

#22 If you bring the little kids out to the shop and I am busy, you are watching them.

 

[albertaranger]

wax

 

[LearjetMinako]

When I'm in the shop, don't bother talking to me. I won't hear you.

Leave what I'm thinking alone. Its my own little world, it doesn't need another voice talking to me.

Bring food, drinks, tools or parts. I might take a break then. If not, let me be, theres work to be done.

*WARNING*, wear helmet when parts fly. Take cover when mechanic is cursing.

Being nude to impress will NOT get my attention. Being able to work along side of me will.

Pink is not a color, its light red. Try to prove me wrong, and I will make it a different color.

Everything has its place. That includes living creatures as well.

*CAUTION*, loud noise enviroment.

*WARNING*, Rocketery is not an exact science. Beware of sudden explosions.

 

[BigJohn76]

thats all i have to say