Garage etiquette for women

[Gotta_gofast]

Wow, I don't think thats going to go down well BigJohn! "Get out of my garage is okay" but on the bottom where it says "A woman's place is in the kitchen" is bad.

 

[Gotta_gofast]

It kinda goes along the lines of...

Q:Why are woman's feet so small?
A:So they can stand closer to the stove

Q:Is it possible to cook food with a dishwasher?
A:Yes! Just take the towel out of her hand and replace with a pan

 

[BigJohn76]

that might b the reason i dont have a girl friend

 

[dcampbell]

gotta go my wife is home shit!

 

[Redneckryder]

if you come out into the garage to talk seriously, it had better be trying to convince me to go edelbrock over holley.

the only relationship talk in the garage is between guys complaining about their women.

 

[97ranger4x4]

haha some of these are really great. I will have to edit or scrap a few of them, I dont think his girlfriend, whom he lives with will appreciate it. But some of these are hilarious.

 

[Gotta_gofast]

You surely don't want to offend his ol' lady or he'll be knockin at your door askin for a place to stay for the rest of the week.

 

[4x4fun]

mines easy only i have the key, the doors autolocks its self, and the three rules for the emergance key are, ONE if she finally agrees to bring another really hot chick in the bed room(no sex for 9 days for that one) TWO to tell me the rest of the house is on fire and i need to start getting my stuff out of the shop. THREE some broke in and is attacking her, were she then has her chair in the corner with the shotgun hanging above it. and she not allowed to get up till i give the ok then its right back out side.

 

[97ranger4x4]

Well I went over to their house yesterday fro the first time. They just moved in a week or two ago. Its a nice place with a large back yard a good 2 car garage with a nice sized shed in the back. He has lots of room

So my house warming gift was a neon miller sign that my gf gave to me. I am not really a fan of domestic beer and miller is his favorite. he was super excited. His gf looked at me and was like ohh god....

She also said she was not super wild about the garage rules but because it is his house and more importantly the garage, she would let it slide. So I need to make something for her, perhaps the rules of the house for her, and rules of the garage for him...

 

[joldtown]

HIS house? man, you guys are new to this! I would suggest that YOU stay outta the rules business in HER house. DO NOT GO IN THE HOUSE, GO DIRECTLY TO THE SHOP!

 

[97ranger4x4]

well he paid for it! so its his, plus I have to go through the house to get into the garage, not to mention he has no beer fridge so we have to go into the kitchen...

 

[turtle3.0]

well he paid for it! so its his, plus I have to go through the house to get into the garage, not to mention he has no beer fridge so we have to go into the kitchen...

That should be a garage rule. There must be a fridge in the garage.

 

[Redneckryder]

i got a fridge for sale in michigan if he wants it...you need a beer fridge

 

[97ranger4x4]

lol, we are in CA. Shipping might be a tad expensive...

I will try and convince him to get a little mini beer fridge. Thats what I have. Works Great!

 

[joldtown]

Garage with no fridge is like a truck without wheels, it just don't work.