Funny thread

[97RangerXLT]

kill it with fire!!!

I agree!

AJ

 

[Spitfire1975]

douse it in turpentine first.

 

[hoosier1104]

 

[hoosier1104]

http://www.thatloser.com/loser/soiled-loser/

 

[Iron Ranger]

Prayer


During the service, the pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would
like to express thanks for prayers which had been answered.

A lady stood up and came forward. She said "I have a reason to thank the Lord.
Two months ago, my husband, Jim, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum
was completely crushed. The pain was excoriating and the doctors didn't know if
they could help him."

You could hear an audible gasp from the men in the congregation as they
imagined the pain that poor Jim experienced.

She continued, "Jim was unable to hold me or the children and every move he
made caused him terrible pain. We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate
operation. They were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Jim's
scrotum and wrapped a wire around it to hold it in place."

Again, the men in the congregation squirmed uncomfortable as they imagined the
horrible surgery performed on Jim. She continued, "Now, Jim is out of the
hospital and the doctor's say, with time, his scrotum should recover
completely."

All the men sighed with relief.

The pastor rose and tentatively asked if any one else had anything to say.

A man rose and walked slowly to the podium. He said, "Hi, I'm Jim and I would
like to tell my wife, the word is sternum."

 

[willievhook]

Three old boys died and went up to heaven. They were met at the Pearly Gates by Saint Peter.

Saint Peter asks the first old boy, "how many times have you cheated on your wife, don't try to lie to me because I already know the truth."
The man replies, "around 50 times."
Saint Peter hands him the keys to Geo Metro, and tells him that's what he gets to drive around in heaven.

Saint Peter asks the second man, and he says 5 times. Saint Peter hands him the keys to a pickup truck.

The third old boy gets asked the same question, and says proudly, "not a damn time sir."
Saint Peter hands him the keys to a Lamborghini, and tells him to have fun.

The next day, the old boy in the Geo see's the guy with the Lamborghini sitting on the sidewalk crying, he stops and asks him, "what could possibly be wrong, you get to drive a Lamborghini?"
The man replies, "I just seen my wife, and she's driving a moped."

 

[Ranger Kip]

Three old boys died and went up to heaven. They were met at the Pearly Gates by Saint Peter.

Saint Peter asks the first old boy, "how many times have you cheated on your wife, don't try to lie to me because I already know the truth."
The man replies, "around 50 times."
Saint Peter hands him the keys to Geo Metro, and tells him that's what he gets to drive around in heaven.

Saint Peter asks the second man, and he says 5 times. Saint Peter hands him the keys to a pickup truck.

The third old boy gets asked the same question, and says proudly, "not a damn time sir."
Saint Peter hands him the keys to a Lamborghini, and tells him to have fun.

The next day, the old boy in the Geo see's the guy with the Lamborghini sitting on the sidewalk crying, he stops and asks him, "what could possibly be wrong, you get to drive a Lamborghini?"
The man replies, "I just seen my wife, and she's driving a moped."

hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

 

[Iron Ranger]

Just a warning. If "big" isn't for you, don't scroll down.


































































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Here you go;

What a real woman looks like!

 

[dp88]

Giggity....

 

[Iron Ranger]

There was the cupcake top.


Then there was the muffin top.



Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the POPOVER TOP!!!!!

 

[mp3deviant721]

2JZ swap with NOS. This is hilarious if you know who Jay-Z and Nas are.

 

[mp3deviant721]

 

[88_Eddie]

^
i cant wait to kids

 

[Ranger Sport Honduras]

2JZ swap with NOS. This is hilarious if you know who Jay-Z and Nas are.

 

[Andres629]

2JZ swap with NOS. This is hilarious if you know who Jay-Z and Nas are.