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Work smarter not harder

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I damn near fell out my chair

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You know your in a badass lezbo bar when even the pool table has no balls.:icon_twisted:



You hear about Ellen Degenerous drowning?


They found her face down in Rikky Lake.:icon_twisted:
 
A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could.
When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill.
When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying, “I don’t want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade?”
“The instructor said, “During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark.” After a pause, the instructor added, “I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the muffler, which I’ve never seen done in my entire career”.
 
This is an absolute true story. Nothing is made up, and it's just hilarious because you can't make it up!


In southern MN, there's this woman who has a 17 year old son with mental disabilities (I believe it's Down's syndrome), but he does very well by himself at home while his mom is at work.

One day, she gets a call from him while working and all he says is "Mom, come home now!"

So in a panic, she goes home to find furniture and coffee tables turned over and everything else strewn everywhere. Her son comes around the corner with a shocked expression about him.

Mom asked "What happened here!?""Why is everything a mess!!?"

He answers "Mom, I caught the leprechaun!"

"What?" she asks

"I caught the leprechaun! I trapped him in the bathroom!"

It was a dwarf Jehovah's witness knocking on doors and passing out pamphlets. The teen thought it was the leprechaun and started chasing it all over trying to catch it!


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Moral of the post, listen with 1 ear bud out when you have to break wind.
 
And let there be laughter

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