Ford (wow this car is Falling apart On me and Rusting heavily while i drive it from the dealership to the Dump OR FIX OR REPAIR DAILY), spelled 4rd by retards, is the modern American vehicle of choice for cow-tipping.
The history of Ford dates back to the early 10th century when it magically evolved out of a primordial soup of motor grease and low quality amoebas. Ford was captured by the Turkish during the 15-second war, and then captured by Americans in the 100 years war. Ford was subsequently destroyed in WWXII in 1944AD by the armies of Chrysler Motors Co. and Vlad the Impala. However, the Japanese branch remained in production in Hiroshima, despite the 1945 bombings. The Americans then stole the technology from Japan and with the help of the Finnish Designer, Ydfgsk Qwertyspam, created the first Fjord. And by created we mean his cloning machine malfunctioned and spewed out junk which was then relabelled as Ford. Ford is moving their factories to China because the labor is cheap and nobody in the United States gives a **** about buying American cars.
“ROMANCE is not to be found in a Ford car. The automobile is almost as deadly an enemy of adventure as the telephone and the radio. All of these instruments destroy loneliness, and there can be no romance, no adventure, no mystery, no poetry - none of the things which make life worth living - without loneliness. In spite of that, in older days about 50 percent of the American population was conceived in the backseat of a Model T-Ford.”
~ The Nation on Ford motorcars, 1923
Ford's slogan is Currently "Built Ford Tough". This is completely accurate. Fords start very reliably when they are connected with jumper cables to a Toyota and drive for many miles when attached to a tow-truck. Fords have been seen driving around with a whopping 500 miles on them, although servicing is required every 10 miles or so. Often, proud Ford owners like to stop on the side of freeways to let other drivers see the magnificient plumes of smoke rising from the engine. There are even dedicated Ford museums known as landfills.
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