Florida Man Challenge.

[Ranger850]

Google Search bar - Type your birthday and " Florida Man " and see which headline you get.
Feb 8th (mine) = Florida Man arrested for Slapping his wife with a Burrito.

EDIT: please try not to comment. Only leave your FLA MAN headlines. If you don't mind. Just to keep it moving.

 

[Jim Oaks]

Hmm...

"Florida man puts semen in coworkers water"

WTF!?

 

[Dirtman]

Mine is "forida man arrested for kicking swans in the head at park"

My brother in law got "florida man caught on camera licking doorbells"

 

[Snoranger]

Florida man spends 41 days in jail for heroin - but it was actually detergent.

 

[Dirtman]

Remind me not to do any laundry while in florida...

 

[Curious Hound]

Florida man faked his own murder using gun and balloon.

 

[adsm08]

All I get are headlines about the dude who mailed fake bombs to politicians last year, which didn't even happen near my birthday.

 

[Curious Hound]

"Florida Men Do Nothing on Adsm08's Birthday!"

 

[adsm08]

"Florida Men Do Nothing on Adsm08's Birthday!"

Actually, it seems like they take the whole month of May off.

 

[Ranger850]

Actually, it seems like they take the whole month of May off.

Yeah, we take May off and let the tourist do their thing.?

 

[97RangerXLT]

you know, the news aggregator site www.fark.com has news tag just for Florida, and these stories are the reason lol

so here is mine:
Florida Authorities Release 911 Call From Man Clinging to Hood of Car: 'I Really Need Help!'

with video goodness... https://www.insideedition.com/flori...an-clinging-hood-car-i-really-need-help-44602

AJ

 

[silverslug]

Florida man crashes suv into home and lands on couch.
https://www.orlandoweekly.com/Blogs...-man-crashes-suv-into-home-and-lands-on-couch

 

[Dirtman]

Just checked the news feed for today... sure enough, florida man was there...

 

[85_Ranger4x4]

Brave Florida man serves up hot dog lunch for alligators straight from his mouth

 

[G8orFord]

This guy was thinking outside of the box. Unfortunately, he'll probably be doing most of thinking inside a box (6'x9') for a little while now.