Describe your truck in five words or less

[doorgunner]

'36
'89
'93
Hybrid
Ranger

 

[03ranger30]

Not
Really
"Mine"
Dad
Owns.


But really:

Nice
Clean
low
miles
Fun

The same could be said about mine for the first part

 

[nb11]

Small
White
Paid
For

 

[Lucifer sam]

My
other
truck
is
faster

 

[FloridaRangerGuy]

Uncomfortable
For
Sex
With
Wifey

 

[Mark_88]

Ugly
but
I
Built
It

 

[robertc1024]

Original
No Rust
Reliable
Free

 

[FFighterCo02]

Cops
Worst
Nightmare

 

[scooter]

Fixin
To
Get
Major
Alteration
(again)


Todd S.

 

[cody93]

oil burning pussy magnet

 

[DRanger024]

Betty
White




Let your mind wander on that one.

 

[MrE_Powers]

small tough and reliable

 

[feellnfroggy]

F*****
Up
Beyond
All
Recognitionbutsoontobefixedwhenifindlocalcheappartstogetitbacktowhereitneedstobe.

 

[robertc1024]

raped

 

[CHKNFKR]

Big unrecognizable pile of parts

Spending paychecks before reaching bank

Pissing off storage facility owner

I'll post more as i can think of them.