Damn can't seem to find my brass magnet

[black_demon69]

can you guys help me find it? also lost my I D 1 0 T forms.

 

[adsm08]

Nope, sorry. Brass magnets cannot be requisitioned without an ID-10-T properly filled out in triplicate.

We can get you an aluminum magnet.

I can also get you a special one that will wipe an SD card, but I don't recommend using it, or being near it.

 

[black_demon69]

I can also get you a special one that will wipe an SD card, but I don't recommend using it, or being near it.

might wipe the family jewels to ugh!!!

i need the brass magnet i have no aluminum to magnetize

as for the I D 1 0 T forms i'll just have to print more i guess

 

[wildbill23c]

LOL, your ID 10 T form reminds me of this one.

 

[adsm08]

might wipe the family jewels to ugh!!!

Nothing so benign. SD cards don't store data magnetically, they store data by flipping electron gates on or off. A magnet powerful enough to disrupt data on an SD card will suck the iron out of your blood.

 

[96Indyram]

Brass magnet?...let me check... (startes digging threw drawer of toolbox)
hummm....lefthanded screwdriver...nope..(toss)
errr.....muffler bearings....nope..(toss)
...(dig...dig)...carburetor belt......(toss)..
......bottle of blinker fluid....(sets to the side to use later)
......flux capacitor...

Nope sorry man...cant help ya.

 

[Road Angels]

brass magnet

I have one its a stick with super glue on the end, I sell then for $49.95

 

[wildbill23c]

I have one its a stick with super glue on the end, I sell then for $49.95

Damn that's cheap LOL. I saw one the other day for $69.95 and you had to add the superglue yourself it wasn't even included with the stick LOL.

 

[black_demon69]

Damn that's cheap LOL. I saw one the other day for $69.95 and you had to add the superglue yourself it wasn't even included with the stick LOL.

finally found my brass magnet at home depot
http://www.homedepot.com/p/Rubberma...-10-1-2-in-Angle-Broom-FG6375-28GRA/100124718

http://www.homedepot.com/p/IMPACT-1...ack-20-Guage-Steel-Dustpan-IMP-4212/203175469

now to print those pesky I D 1 0 T forms then i can have a

 

[black_demon69]

Brass magnet?...let me check... (startes digging threw drawer of toolbox)
hummm....lefthanded screwdriver...nope..(toss)
errr.....muffler bearings....nope..(toss)
...(dig...dig)...carburetor belt......(toss)..
......bottle of blinker fluid....(sets to the side to use later)
......flux capacitor...

Nope sorry man...cant help ya.

You have a flux capacitor? i've been trying to find one so my ranger will go back in time....

 

[96Indyram]

You have a flux capacitor? i've been trying to find one so my ranger will go back in time....

The main problem I have with time travel is.....I can't get the 2.9 ranger up to 88 MPH. Even if I could reach 88mph...the ranger's non stainless steel body ( unlike the delorean's) might not work correctly with the flux capacitor according to the Doc. in the time travel documentry.

I was just wanting to go back and kick the engineers butt who designed the internal slave cylinder, and the impossible to bleed clutch system on the rangers. ( and maybe place a few bets on future sporting events)

 

[adsm08]

errr.....muffler bearings....nope..(toss)

We have one of those on the parts counter at work.

One of the parts guys took a pinion bearing and put and exhaust clamp around it, called it a muffler bearing. Then when one of the drivers from a local supplier came in he told the guy we needed to send it back because it was the wrong muffler bearing. Guy was about to take it back until we couldn't come up with a box.

 

[Mark_88]

The main problem I have with time travel is.....I can't get the 2.9 ranger up to 88 MPH. Even if I could reach 88mph...the ranger's non stainless steel body ( unlike the delorean's) might not work correctly with the flux capacitor according to the Doc. in the time travel documentry.

I was just wanting to go back and kick the engineers butt who designed the internal slave cylinder, and the impossible to bleed clutch system on the rangers. ( and maybe place a few bets on future sporting events)

I think you can squeeze by if you change to a Canadian instrument panel where the miles per hour are registered in Km per hour...it will trick the time/space continuum enough to allow you to get through the Quark Nanimo Drive (QnD) and slide backwards while going forwards sideways...this reduces the Quantum Leap by about 5 degrees so you have to adjust the Leap Year Transducer by that much to arrive where you left of at the right point.

Only drawback is your age is adjusted by the same factor so you may be older or younger when you reach the Age of Majority and try to apply for Food Stamps...which are rather tasteless anyway and need a bit of Old Spice or similar to make them more appetizing...I'm sure you can lick the problem with your own Food Stamp flavouring of choice...

 

[96Indyram]

I think you can squeeze by if you change to a Canadian instrument panel where the miles per hour are registered in Km per hour...it will trick the time/space continuum enough to allow you to get through the Quark Nanimo Drive (QnD) and slide backwards while going forwards sideways...this reduces the Quantum Leap by about 5 degrees so you have to adjust the Leap Year Transducer by that much to arrive where you left of at the right point.

Only drawback is your age is adjusted by the same factor so you may be older or younger when you reach the Age of Majority and try to apply for Food Stamps...which are rather tasteless anyway and need a bit of Old Spice or similar to make them more appetizing...I'm sure you can lick the problem with your own Food Stamp flavouring of choice...

This ^^^ made my head hurt.
BUT I think I think I figured out your logic!
Basically what you are saying is that since I have tires that are 4x bigger than original equipment it will throw off said 5 degrees of quantium leap. And could have the inherent danger of opening up a wormhole...that has no controllable time/timeline or universe end point. Thus making me unable to pick up any AM radio talkshows to listen to while searching for flavorable SNAP cards?
Still curious if I have to always travel with a towel?
Ah, screw it. I am not Kirk, Spock, Luke, Buck, Flash or Arthur frelling Dent. I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas...i give up.

 

[Mark_88]

Ah, well, why didn't you say you were Dorothy? That solves almost all your problems as long as you bring a Toto bag full of Gazpacho and some Salsa flavoured Nachos!

Oh, look! I just found a brass magnet in a box of Cracker Jacks!