Coronavirus

[Uncle Gump]

Yeah... I'm buzzed already.

I'll need a nap by noon...

 

[Uncle Gump]

I would pass this around... but...

it would break some serious social distancing rules...

 

[PetroleumJunkie412]

**** social distancing, I'll be there in 8 hrs.

 

[pjtoledo]

**** social distancing, I'll be there in 8 hrs.

I'm only 4 hours, 'ya better hustle

 

[Uncle Gump]

**** social distancing, I'll be there in 8 hrs.

Bring Super Charger... I have a place for you to crash until you have it tuned on my truck.

 

[Uncle Gump]

I called into work today.... drunk

My general manager didn't know what to say...

I said... you're probably gonna have to figure this one out on your own. See you on Monday.

 

[Curious Hound]

I called into work today.... drunk

My general manager didn't know what to say...

I said... you're probably gonna have to figure this one out on your own. See you on Monday.

I thought you were head honcho.

If your staff can’t figure out how to serve pizzas to takeout customers and keep the place sanitary without your help, they aren’t very good staff.

 

[RobbieD]

I'd like to order a pizza to go; no anchovies.

 

[Uncle Gump]

I thought you were head honcho.

If your staff can’t figure out how to serve pizzas to takeout customers and keep the place sanitary without your help, they aren’t very good staff.

They're a good staff... not perfect. But I see what my wife goes through supervising 10 other stores... I've positive my staff is better then all the rest.

He was just dumb founded... when I said I was drunk... at about 10:00am.

 

[Bgunner]

Well Gov. Baker just put in into effect that everyone out in public needs to wear a face mask when unable to distance them selves. Well this means if you go to a store you must wear a mask.

https://www.wcvb.com/article/charli...-conference-mandatory-face-coverings/32346220

 

[Dirtman]

Its been like that for weeks here...quit bitchin.

 

[Bgunner]

Its been like that for weeks here...quit bitchin.

Not bitchin, just updating, but since it took us this long to enact an order like this that must mean we know how to distance our selves better up here.

 

[Dirtman]

I heard they are going to start requiring everyone to wear condoms in public now.

 

[97RangerXLT]

I heard they are going to start requiring everyone to wear condoms in public now.

you mean you don't already?!

AJ

 

[Bgunner]

I heard they are going to start requiring everyone to wear condoms in public now.

Then there will be more of this just in public.