Chuck norris jokes

[irishblessing]

i just though this might be cool thread ill start with a couple

chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad did
chuck norris can believe its not butter lol

 

[Mark_88]

Well, we had a thread that was about 400 posts long just a while ago...it was funny, but I think we exhausted all the possiblilities...even came up with some that even Chuck thought was funny...

 

[Kdawg532]

lol, yea i remeber that, somenights i almost peed myself over laughter from reading those

 

[triumphrider-1]

Well, we had a thread that was about 400 posts long just a while ago...it was funny, but I think we exhausted all the possiblilities...even came up with some that even Chuck thought was funny...

Yeah there was a lot of them!

http://www.therangerstation.com/forums/showthread.php?t=30324&highlight=chuck

 

[irishblessing]

of course youve already done it lol my threads are either someone has done already, theres another one right below mine or the moderators close them lol

 

[4x4fun]

chuck norris doesnt mow his grass he dares it to grow

 

[irishblessing]

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
well i have no use for this thread cause theres another one and a link to it so im done lol
how do you alert to delete this?

 

[Mark_88]

You don't need to delete it...besides, Chuck doesn't like people trying to delete him...and he will come out of nowhere and roundhouse kick you into next month if you do...

 

[irishblessing]

dont want to disapoint chuck norris

 

[Potatoflinger]

Chuck Norris drives a Ford Ranger.

 

[Hewgull]

Chuck Norris can ride a wheelie on a uni-cycle

 

[dangeranger88]

Dont have permission to access...?

 

[triumphrider-1]

Dont have permission to access...?

http://www.therangerstation.com/forums/showthread.php?t=40818
See post number 2.

 

[864x42.9tsr]

Chuck Norris visited the virgin island once now they are just the islands

 

[97ranger4x4]

Chuck Norris visited the virgin island once now they are just the islands

haha. Thats pretty good