What animal did this on my ranger

[Gary DuBois]

I noticed this animal feces on my ranger 3 days ago on wednesday

Then i washed and dryed my compact truck.

 

[Curious Hound]

The northwest Shitonya bird did that. Don't park under trees.

 

[scotts90ranger]

A big bird, over here I'd say blue heron or redtail hawk or something of that nature, obviously not a goose... those look like forbidden green cheetos when at low velocity or big green smears like that if airborn...

 

[Ric]

California Condor. Probably not. I was thinking of something big on the left side of the country.
Man that's a bunch of poop.

 

[alwaysFlOoReD]

It doesn't matter what bird, it's called a shit-hawk.

 

[Li'l Work Truck]

Hang-gliding black bear. They'll getcha.

 

[Blmpkn]

Fun fact, that poopy mess didn't come from the butt of whatever bird it was... As they don't have butts.. it exited via it's cloaca.

 

[Blmpkn]

A big bird, over here I'd say blue heron or redtail hawk or something of that nature, obviously not a goose... those look like forbidden green cheetos when at low velocity or big green smears like that if airborn...

Man... There's nothing like a flock of geese to ABSOLUTELY RUIN the beach area at every single Maine State Park for weeks at a time every spring and fall.

@pentode and @alwaysFlOoReD need to do be more vigilant at keeping their damn flying feces factories at home.. do better guys

Sooner or later I'm gonna have no choice but to get myself a punt gun and wage war on those nasty MF'rs

 

[rusty ol ranger]

My F250 tends to get shit on AFTER i wash it.

 

[Curious Hound]

it exited via it's cloaca

Oh! Such fowl language! Go wash your mouth out right now, young man. We will not have that kind of talk around here.

 

[Angry Possum]

That's definitely Teradactyl Crap. I've seen many of that species in my neck of the city.