what did you get for christmas

[pjtoledo]

lets us spectulate……

tripped over a rug rat, arms flailing around trying to stop your fall, ripped the sisters blouse off, knocked her down and did the face plant???? WITH THE WHOLE FAMILY WATCHING

 

[Shran]

I'm trying to imagine how that happens and I'm coming up with very few scenarios that don't involve an extremely angry wife.

I got a really cool wallet, some clothes, nothing too spectacular. I asked that the family not buy me much... rather the money get spent on the kids, who made out like bandits. I did buy myself a couple cool things though.

 

[miller time]

Marry Christmas 2020

 

[Uncle Gump]

I know where rock falls is... was there a week or so ago.

Keeping your thread going after 9 years... Merry Christmas to you also.

I ended up with more RIDGID tool boxes/crates... and a nce pair of KEEN work boots.

Sitting here with a belly full of Lasagna... life is pretty good.

 

[Roert42]

Got a M12 die grinder. Pretty excited about that one.

Gonna grind so many things.

 

[adsm08]

I got everyone locked down.

On the other hand, my sister got the kids a Switch, so now we have Mario Kart.

 

[Curious Hound]

Doesn't matter what I got.

I gave my brother a yodeling pickle.

 

[Jazzer]

I got tube socks and tighty whiteys.

-Jazzer

 

[adsm08]

Doesn't matter what I got.

I gave my brother a yodeling pickle.

I didn't know Dirt was your brother.

 

[Curious Hound]

I didn't know Dirt was your brother.

He's just one of my Ranger brothers. I gave the pickle to my real brother.

 

[adsm08]

He's just one of my Ranger brothers. I gave the pickle to my real brother.

Too bad. That sounds like something he'd like.

 

[Curious Hound]

Too bad. That sounds like something he'd like.

DIRT might be the one who posted the link to it here a few months ago that gave me the idea.

 

[Dirtman]

I think that was grumpaw...

 

[JohnnyO]

Tell me about it. My family has a few rugrats running around these days, that's why my sister in law gave me a face full of titties for Christmas.

20 years, 30 pounds, and breast reduction surgery ago my wife's sister was a legit Hooters waitress. I would have liked to have seen that.

I asked for new jeans, specifically Levi's 505 34W x 32L. The wife got me two pair, one blue one black. I turned 60 this year and can proudly say I've been wearing the same size jeans for 35 years. Mom and Dad gave me a Buca de Beppo gift card. Mom got a new hip for Christmas and she is doing well 10 days after surgery. My son works part-time as a tour guide at a distillery so I am anticipating a bottle of Wigle Whiskey, great stuff.
The wife wanted a #90 T.J. Watt Steelers jersey, which at the moment is difficult to find. Pro tip: When buying sports jerseys for women, look at the XL youth size. They fit well, cost less, and the Steelers store had them in stock.

 

[Curious Hound]

I think that was grumpaw...

Found it. It was roert42

https://www.therangerstation.com/forums/index.php?threads/the-2020-dumpster-fire-is-out.190116/page-3#post-1798856