I never did an intro, but this is already not so fun....

[PetroleumJunkie412]

Yeah, I think we're good here. Can someone lock this to protect us from ourselves? Kthxbye

 

[Dirtman]

 

[MikeG]

OK that's just disturbing on so many levels!!!!

You just sent members in several states into a permanent state of butt-hurt.......

 

[Grumpaw]

OK that's just disturbing on so many levels!!!!

You just sent members in several states into a permanent state of butt-hurt.......

Not disturbing...it just shows that Dirtman is at peace with pickles. Probably more on a spiritual level that the rest of us don't fully understand. He's on a different level of conscious than the rest of us.
He is at one with the pickle.

 

[Ranger850]

@Dirtman, those are some feminine looking legs. Glad you shaved for the photo op.

 

[8thTon]

Not disturbing...it just shows that Dirtman is at peace with pickles. Probably more on a spiritual level that the rest of us don't fully understand. He's on a different level of conscious than the rest of us.
He is at one with the pickle.

And sometimes unconsciousness

 

[Grumpaw]

And sometimes unconsciousness

No, not unconscious...just contemplating his next post, and the impact it will have on the rest of us mortal's.
He is also known to be very intimate with sushi and "Chowdah", but to what level is at this time, unknown.

Also, it you look closely at the round chrome circular piece in his photo, you can see a reflection....looks like he is playing with one of the pickles !!!

 

[97RangerXLT]

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Fake.

the Dirtman that we all know and love (in and out of his basement) would never take a bath.

AJ

 

[Grumpaw]

Fake.

the Dirtman that we all know and love (in and out of his basement) would never take a bath.

AJ

Maybe not in this reality...
But on another plane of existance, when he is communicating with the pickles, who knows what he is capable of ?

 

[RonD]

Its not a "bath" if there is no soap involved, "swimming with pickles" is what we saw

 

[Snoranger]

Its not a "bath" if there is no soap involved, "swimming with pickles" is what we saw

A “pickle bath” sound like something they’d have at a day spa... “swimming with pickles” sounds like the name of a cheesy porno.

 

[Dirtman]

@Dirtman, those are some feminine looking legs. Glad you shaved for the photo op.

Maybe the pickle brine dissolved my leg hair?

 

[Grumpaw]

Maybe the pickle brine dissolved my leg hair?

AH HA...so you admit you took a bath !!! Even though it was in pickle brine, it's still a bath. In the upper left there is even what appears to be a bar of, OH MY GOSH...soap !!!
So, what happened....if you take a pickle brine bath, did you become "pickled" yourself ? Or, like a cuke changes from a cuke to a pickle, did you change into something else ?

 

[Dirtman]

I cant afford onions so I get in the brine to help add flavor...

 

[pjtoledo]

just checked commodities, pickle futures are now in the toilet