Mystery tool thread.

[PetroleumJunkie412]

Are turd knives really a thing? Honestly? I've heard them referenced enough by this point to believe they are.

Apparently having a "kissing cousin" is "normal" too? Are these the same types of people?

Dude.

It's 2020

Normal is loooooooong f***ing gone.

 

[PetroleumJunkie412]

Also, tool was a cement bond tool. It's essentially a downhole sonar that uses piezoelectric transducers to detect whether or not there is cement (or "stuff") bonded to the back side of casing within a well.

 

[Dirtman]

Since when is the occasional need to break up a big poo so it'll flush not normal? That's been a thing since toilets were invented.

 

[PetroleumJunkie412]

Back on topic....

 

[Ranger850]

Also, tool was a cement bond tool. It's essentially a downhole sonar that uses piezoelectric transducers to detect whether or not there is cement (or "stuff") bonded to the back side of casing within a well.

Sound a lot like Autotune. No lie.

T-Pain Is The King Of Auto-Tune, OK? Like, He Studied This Shit. Nobody Has Looked Into Auto-Tune Like He Has. FYI.

We’ve often heard musicians involved with the Five Percenter movement carry on about Supreme Mathematics, but never before have we heard a performer expound on the mathematics of Auto-Tune. That’s all changed now that T-Pain is on the warpath against Future (who “doesn’t know how to use...

www.stereogum.com

 

[PetroleumJunkie412]

Hua. So, sounds like they repurposed the attenuation equations that run reservoir sondes or seismic survey equipment. Cool.

 

[Dirtman]

 

[Grumpaw]

I've seen the corkscrew looking things used at county fairs. Stick a hot dog into them and on a cutting board run a knife blade in the grooves as you run it across the board. Gives the dog a cut along its length.
Don't know what the comb looking thingies are.
Grumpaw

 

[Uncle Gump]

The comb is for combing the hair on a breadless cut hot dog

 

[Dirtman]

You're both wrong! They are for performing clown circumcisions.

 

[91stranger]

Try this one. And no it's not for valve stems.

 

[Blmpkn]

That's clearly a urethra scratcher

 

[97RangerXLT]

That's clearly a urethra scratcher

you mean a prostate tickler?

AJ

 

[91stranger]

That just made my spine shiver reading that.... But your both very wrong.

 

[Ramcharger90]

Also, tool was a cement bond tool. It's essentially a downhole sonar that uses piezoelectric transducers to detect whether or not there is cement (or "stuff") bonded to the back side of casing within a well.

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