Coronavirus

[Craig0320]

Man it's been awhile since i've posted anything. How is everyone doing through all this mess?

 

[Dirtman]

There's been a few stabbings, some kidnapping, and a hairy breadless sandwich...

 

[Grumpaw]

Dirtman still poops in furnaces. He's still keeping unknown things and people hostage in his basement. And, he is going into sushi withdrawl cause his favorite sushi restaurant has closed.
Other than that, normal . If you consider all of us going cave crazy. Just hanging in there waiting for better days.

 

[Dirtman]

The news just keep getting more and more insane...

So people are gathering and protesting at state capitals against stay at home orders, some holding signs saying the virus is a hoax yet still wearing face masks and gloves for some reason. But honestly who didn't see that coming from the weirdo bunker people. Where it gets really off the freaking wall is this dude alex jones. He runs a crazy conspiracy talk show or something and sells insane nonsense (including water filters that take flouride out of the water because it turns everything gay including frogs). Anyway, 2 weeks ago he was sued by the FDA and forced to take products off of his website because he was selling them as cures for the coronavirus. Today he showed up in texas with protestors calling the whole virus a lie and conspiracy. So to summarize the stupidity, he sold fake drugs to cure a virus that he now claims doesn't exist and people are out there cheering him on...

Dear God,

Wtf...

 

[Grumpaw]

Hopefully when a ### of those idiots turn up with the virus, they will keep each other company while they knock each other off.....nature's way of ridding itself of "stupids".

 

[Jim Oaks]

Well, those protestors are being incited by a President that is trying to start some kind of revolution.

 

[Dirtman]

Yea, guess who's a big fan of alex jones...

 

[Grumpaw]

If one of those protesters came up and hugged you, could you shoot em, and claim self defense ?

 

[Dirtman]

Hopefully when a ### of those idiots turn up with the virus, they will keep each other company while they knock each other off.....nature's way of ridding itself of "stupids".

It happened to that preacher down south who refused to close his mega church even after he was arrested twice. He died and now his whole family is sick and many of his congregation. They finally decided to stop having services...

I guess he didn't pray hard enough to counter act the stupid.

 

[PetroleumJunkie412]

It happened to that preacher down south who refused to close his mega church even after he was arrested twice. He died and now his whole family is sick and many of his congregation. They finally decided to stop having services...

Wait, that guy died?!?! Hey, look! Evolution!

Just like one of the women that started the virus is a hoax Facebook page, dead from the covids.

But, you know, that's just the black helicopters silencing people.

 

[Dirtman]

Why are so many of these nut jobs wearing masks if this is a hoax?

 

[PetroleumJunkie412]

Why are so many of these nut jobs wearing masks if this is a hoax?

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Dear Darwin Awards...

 

[Grumpaw]

All the protesters should be quarantined at Mar A Lago.

 

[PetroleumJunkie412]

I'm sorry, but what does the vaccine sign say?

Why are so many of these nut jobs wearing masks if this is a hoax?

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[Dirtman]

I dunno i was wondering that myself... vaccines are not placebo something something? These are Alex Jones fans so the sky is the limit for the idiocy.