You know you own a Ranger when...

[kimcrwbr1]

You know you own a ranger when after it sits for two months you turn the key put it in gear and go!

 

[kimcrwbr1]

You know you own a ranger when after it sits for two months you turn the key put it in gear and go!

Ok it takes about 5 seconds for the float bowl to fill up.

 

[tony314]

You know you own a Ranger when your wife says " I AM NOW A RANGER WIDOW "

 

[tony314]

you know you own a ranger when your dome light wont work correctly worth a shit.

I can second this lol.. Mine is worthless. Gonna have to get one off a newer Ranger soon.

 

[doorgunner]

,,,,,when it has a Mustang engine/transmission, a Bronco driveshaft, an explorer rear end, F150 rear springs, a Thunderbird radiator, Ford van bucket seats, an Expedition overhead console, etc.

 

[appletonbill]

You know you own a Ranger when she idles at 3,000.

 

[racsan]

You know you own a ranger when after it sits for two months you turn the key put it in gear and go!

yep, back when i had my '88 i also has a '77 nova. one winter i put it up & didnt drive it, 3 moths later i took it out and it fired right up & ran just like the day i parked it.

 

[mp3deviant721]

Our 91 sits for long periods of time and it starts everytime we need it to.

 

[doorgunner]

You know you own a Ranger when you'd get rid of your wife before you'd get rid of your Ranger with a toasted engine...

 

[upnsmoke]

When you bring the grit soap into the shower.

 

[Funnyman141]

when you bring the grit soap into the shower.

+99,999

You know you own a ranger when you pull up to the tire shop and have your driver side headlight fall off

 

[statley chubs]

You know you own a ranger when you sell your other trucks so you can put more money into it.

Mint 82 Ramcharger 4x4
96 Ram 2500 4x4
90 F250 4x4
Mercury Cougar
2x 4x4 Nissan pathfinders
and a few other clunkers over the last seven years

 

[tony314]

You know you own a Ranger when people say it's too small to be an extension of your manhood!

 

[upnsmoke]

You know you own a Ranger when a cop pulls you over, and after a look at your interior, asks "Where's the rest of this thing?", your response to which is to point at the contents of your bed.

 

[RavoHimself]

you know you drive a ranger when every light you come to is green

you know you drive a ranger when you seem to travel through wormholes because you got to where you were going in an impossibly short amount of time