A disgustingly ugly, overbuilt, slightly too heavy, and definitely well functioning bumper, I'm going to make it. Boss man said I can use all the shop equipment and even free carbon steel
. We have a fairly well equipped fab shop (no tube or pipe benders though), spray-arc machines
, and most of the goodies needed.
My plan (of evil?): Scrap the OE bumper. Cut the frame rails back about 1/4" to make them plumb with truck at normal weight. Depending on what the engineer (legit structural engineer) at work says about some 3/4" dia. bolts... I have 2 options going around. If 4 of the bolts will yield at more than 10,000lbs, I will likely go with option 1.
1: cap the frame rails on either side with 3/8" A36 plate. Both drilled for 2, 3/4" bolts, with nuts welded inside them. Spray-arc the caps to the frame, nut-side in. Have a piece of 3/4" thick A36 to join the frame rails as a cross member, and the base plate of my bumper.
2: Weld the 3/4" plate up to the frame rails with a 3"x3" (triangle) x3/8" gusset on the insides.
I think no matter the tensile strength of the bolts, this will be far stronger, but with this design, the bumper can only be removed with a torch... From there out the design is the same.
Dead center on the plate, have 2 1/2" square tube (1/4" wall, just like all our Class III hitches) drilled for a receiver. Gusset it with 3/8" plate on all 4 sides on the back side, which sticks in towards the motor 3", to allow for enough gusset and weld. Have it stick 6" out to the front, gusseted 4" top and bottom, with more on the lower corner left and right.
A few inches to center from the frame, have 2"x2"x1/4" angle tabs, 2" long, to give support for tow hooks, cocked to the inside to prevent slippage. Somewhere about center height, outwards of the frame rails, have a 5,000lb lift lug (permanently closed) on each side.
Then have a bracket of 1/4" plate, maybe 3/8" if I can't find any 1/4" (because we rarely even use 3/8")... Hold 2, 2 1/2" schedule 40 pipes just below where the OE bumper would sit. This bracket also extending up, to hold another 2 1/2" pipe above the headlights. The pipes would all be on the same plumb line, incase I actually hit something... Or so I can remove anything from the receiver and use it to push. Cut the pipes a foot or so in from each end, and put a 22.5* cut, to wrap around slightly. Between the upper and lower pipes, on both ends, have a 1/2" round-bar going vertically to connect, mostly for looks. With 1/4" round-bar going at even intervals from there to the center, as a brush guard for my lights.
Sand-blast it all before assembly/install. Assemble, paint shop primer gray, then I want to spray it with the green/purple metallic color-changing paint.
If anyone can actually visualize that besides myself. Yes, it'll be horribly ugly and overbuilt (as previously stated), but I can't imagine it actually breaking. Since I plan to put a 10,000lb winch on that hitch eventually, hence the gussets. If I hadn't planned to use a winch/receiver, I would buy a pintle-hook on a 3/4" plate and weld that up dead-center on the base.
EDIT: Yes, I am aware that the truck as it sits weighs less than 5,000lbs. Who says I shouldn't be able to hang my truck upside down from the bumper, like that one (Mazda?) commercial a few years back.


My plan (of evil?): Scrap the OE bumper. Cut the frame rails back about 1/4" to make them plumb with truck at normal weight. Depending on what the engineer (legit structural engineer) at work says about some 3/4" dia. bolts... I have 2 options going around. If 4 of the bolts will yield at more than 10,000lbs, I will likely go with option 1.
1: cap the frame rails on either side with 3/8" A36 plate. Both drilled for 2, 3/4" bolts, with nuts welded inside them. Spray-arc the caps to the frame, nut-side in. Have a piece of 3/4" thick A36 to join the frame rails as a cross member, and the base plate of my bumper.
2: Weld the 3/4" plate up to the frame rails with a 3"x3" (triangle) x3/8" gusset on the insides.
I think no matter the tensile strength of the bolts, this will be far stronger, but with this design, the bumper can only be removed with a torch... From there out the design is the same.
Dead center on the plate, have 2 1/2" square tube (1/4" wall, just like all our Class III hitches) drilled for a receiver. Gusset it with 3/8" plate on all 4 sides on the back side, which sticks in towards the motor 3", to allow for enough gusset and weld. Have it stick 6" out to the front, gusseted 4" top and bottom, with more on the lower corner left and right.
A few inches to center from the frame, have 2"x2"x1/4" angle tabs, 2" long, to give support for tow hooks, cocked to the inside to prevent slippage. Somewhere about center height, outwards of the frame rails, have a 5,000lb lift lug (permanently closed) on each side.
Then have a bracket of 1/4" plate, maybe 3/8" if I can't find any 1/4" (because we rarely even use 3/8")... Hold 2, 2 1/2" schedule 40 pipes just below where the OE bumper would sit. This bracket also extending up, to hold another 2 1/2" pipe above the headlights. The pipes would all be on the same plumb line, incase I actually hit something... Or so I can remove anything from the receiver and use it to push. Cut the pipes a foot or so in from each end, and put a 22.5* cut, to wrap around slightly. Between the upper and lower pipes, on both ends, have a 1/2" round-bar going vertically to connect, mostly for looks. With 1/4" round-bar going at even intervals from there to the center, as a brush guard for my lights.
Sand-blast it all before assembly/install. Assemble, paint shop primer gray, then I want to spray it with the green/purple metallic color-changing paint.
If anyone can actually visualize that besides myself. Yes, it'll be horribly ugly and overbuilt (as previously stated), but I can't imagine it actually breaking. Since I plan to put a 10,000lb winch on that hitch eventually, hence the gussets. If I hadn't planned to use a winch/receiver, I would buy a pintle-hook on a 3/4" plate and weld that up dead-center on the base.
EDIT: Yes, I am aware that the truck as it sits weighs less than 5,000lbs. Who says I shouldn't be able to hang my truck upside down from the bumper, like that one (Mazda?) commercial a few years back.
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