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[85_Ranger4x4]

This is how we should have picked new mods.

Who said it wasn't?

 

[Dirtman]

So I keep getting this weird severe itching sensation on my forearm. It comes and goes randomly but there's no rash or signs of any irritation. I've tried anti itch creams with no effect. The only thing that seems to stop it is using ice? It's been going on for months so my thoughts are that it's a nerve issue and not a skin condition? What do you mods think?

 

[85_Ranger4x4]

So I keep getting this weird severe itching sensation on my forearm. It comes and goes randomly but there's no rash or signs of any irritation. I've tried anti itch creams with no effect. The only thing that seems to stop it is using ice? It's been going on for months so my thoughts are that it's a nerve issue and not a skin condition? What do you mods think?

You might try soap. Possibly a flea dip depending on thickness of arm hair.

 

[Snoranger]

So I keep getting this weird severe itching sensation on my forearm. It comes and goes randomly but there's no rash or signs of any irritation. I've tried anti itch creams with no effect. The only thing that seems to stop it is using ice? It's been going on for months so my thoughts are that it's a nerve issue and not a skin condition? What do you mods think?

I’m not a doctor, but you may have Brachioradial pruritus. I’d like to refer you to a specialist for more tests... how good is your insurance?

 

[Dirtman]

The best America has to offer!

So... I'm financing antacids...

 

[Snoranger]

The best America has to offer!

So... I'm financing antacids...

That bad... how about plan B:

 

[alwaysFlOoReD]

So I keep getting this weird severe itching sensation on my forearm. It comes and goes randomly but there's no rash or signs of any irritation. I've tried anti itch creams with no effect. The only thing that seems to stop it is using ice? It's been going on for months so my thoughts are that it's a nerve issue and not a skin condition? What do you mods think?

I think its from how you're trying to get into scotch....do not apply it to the arm externally. Use the arm to imbibe the scotch orally.

 

[Dirtman]

That bad... how about plan B:

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I CAN'T AFFORD ROBATUSSIN! Will acme brand red liquid work?

 

[Snoranger]

I CAN'T AFFORD ROBATUSSIN! Will acme brand red liquid work?

Tussin is the generic/store brand of Robatussin.

 

[85_Ranger4x4]

I CAN'T AFFORD ROBATUSSIN! Will acme brand red liquid work?

The coyote on tv would try it. It’s probably explosive.

 

[Jim Oaks]

This is how we should have picked new mods.

Actually....………...

We summoned the old man Henry Ford himself, and he gave us (5) names.

 

[Grumpaw]

So I keep getting this weird severe itching sensation on my forearm. It comes and goes randomly but there's no rash or signs of any irritation. I've tried anti itch creams with no effect. The only thing that seems to stop it is using ice? It's been going on for months so my thoughts are that it's a nerve issue and not a skin condition? What do you mods think?

Sounds like a case of "External Arm Hemorrhoid".
Slather some Preparation H all over your arm. Heck, slather it on your whole bod...will prevent it from spreading.
Follow up with a bowl of "Chowdah" and 2 shots of scotch.

Grumpaw

 

[Uncle Gump]

Clearly it's a severe case of cranial rectal disorder...

This is most likely the worst case ever seen in the human population.

 

[Uncle Gump]

And as the newest moderator... I made an oath to not identify a problem without having a solution...

The solution for your disorder is to simply remove one from the other.

BTW… that isn't Italian hogie you smell... it's yesterdays cheese slices and day old chowdah.

 

[Curious Hound]

So I keep getting this weird severe itching sensation on my forearm. It comes and goes randomly but there's no rash or signs of any irritation. I've tried anti itch creams with no effect. The only thing that seems to stop it is using ice? It's been going on for months so my thoughts are that it's a nerve issue and not a skin condition? What do you mods think?

It’s a nerve issue. You need different nerves.