TRS Pun War

[sgtsandman]

well, the STHF on this one...

 

[1990RangerinSK]

There is no theme here except that it's a pun war. However, that, too can change at a moment's notice because we are professional thread drifters. So we follow a bunch of unwritten rules, any and all of which can be superceded at any time by the rule that there are no rules.

(Serious note; All threads must follow officially published forum rules concerning language, personal attacks, etc.)

The rules are in the first post. Puns are supposed to follow a theme. That theme only changes when we run out of puns. The referee then chooses a new theme.

 

[Fast Eddie]

And thread drift is this community's trademark. Welcome to TRS.

 

[pjtoledo]

my trademark is the dimple around a nail,,,,,,, and the ones next to the nail

 

[Curious Hound]

The rules are in the first post. Puns are supposed to follow a theme. That theme only changes when we run out of puns. The referee then chooses a new theme.

Oops. Forgot that.

 

[Ranger850]

We gotta get our sh!t together.

 

[Jazzer]

Need an outhouse for that.

-Jazzer

 

[1990RangerinSK]

Oops. Forgot that.

Clearly. You're not the only one, though.

@Jim Oaks was appointed as referee, but he seems to have run away on us.

 

[pjtoledo]

do 'ya blame him?

 

[1990RangerinSK]

do 'ya blame him?

Yes.

 

[97RangerXLT]

guys... leave Jim alone, he is probably out on a date and took the girlfriend for a ride in the new Jag. he probably lost track of time.

AJ

 

[Fast Eddie]

guys... leave Jim alone, he is probably out on a date and took the girlfriend for a ride in the new Jag. he probably lost track of time.

AJ

Hmm...new girlfriend, new car. Time for a little back seat hoochie coo?

 

[sgtsandman]

guys... leave Jim alone, he is probably out on a date and took the girlfriend for a ride in the new Jag. he probably lost track of time.

AJ

He's probably busy fixing the Jag. I mean, it is an English motor vehicle after all...