This is a very odd situation but..

[projectnitemare]

I've fallen asleep in some strange places as well. In customers cars, on the creeper, walking across the shop like mentioned earlier, at red lights and the scary one was on the interstate. I made it over a mile asleep, thankfully it was a straight section of road. The funniest one I've seen though a coworker was working on an RV around 3:00 and at 5:00 he still wasn't around. We all left for the day, well some guys were getting calls from his wife around 6:00 looking for him. He was out it the parking lot sleeping under the RV.

Matt

 

[Explorin94]

i fall asleep wile taking a crap all the time...makes things nice and smooooth!!!

Did you fall asleep or did the stink knock you out?

 

[stegomon]

Did you fall asleep or did the stink knock you out?

it was the nasty stench of my own ass that knocked me out cold.....the damn bitch woke me licking my toes and no i ain't talking about the pet dog

 

[Boggin]

This is the best thread ever!!!

it was the nasty stench of my own ass that knocked me out cold.....the damn bitch woke me licking my toes and no i ain't talking about the pet dog

hahahahahahaaahahhaa

 

[LearjetMinako]

I have fallen asleep standing while taking a shower. I was shortly and abrutely awaken when I started drowning from breathing in the shower rain.

I've also fallen asleep while balancing tires. The tire balancer makes a nice hum noise, kinda like a diesel going down the interstate. Luckily, I did not get grabbed by the tire and become part of the balance. Thou a Mud Terrian did nearly rip my shirt off before, only the top 2x buttons remained.

 

[KELLY88]

This thread should be renamed to the weird sleeping places thread. These stories are actually pretty funny.

 

[Explorin94]

it was the nasty stench of my own ass that knocked me out cold.....the damn bitch woke me licking my toes and no i ain't talking about the pet dog

OK..........The details could kill a person!!!

 

[alaskan155]

just while driving, nothing like a pole coming to get you and your like oh shit, a swerve to miss that crazy pole

 

[4x4mike2004]

I have a bad habit of falling asleep in moving cars, fortunatly not so much when i drive. One time i was going to an army drill and had to be there at 4:00 in the morning. I remember getting on the highway and woke up gettin off 30 miles later. I think the only way i madeit was because i drove that strech 3 or 4 times a day for a few years while i was going to school. I've also fallen asleep at work leaning on my tool box.

 

[lil_Blue_Ford]

I don't think I ever fell asleep in the shower before... I did have a back spasm once in the shower an lemme tell you, that AIN'T fun to be standing there an all of a sudden things seize up in pain an you start heading towards the bottom of the tub in a hurry cuz you can't control your legs.

I've fallen asleep on my tailgate many times when I've worked on my trucks. Stop an eat lunch on the tailgate then stretch out across it for just a min or tw....zzzzz.... lol. Fallen asleep laying on a pitmat under a vehicle before. In front of the computer. Sitting in class.

I did fall asleep during sex... but we were both drunk off our asses and every time one of us would wake up we would continue where we left off, lol. Hooray college party. lol.

 

[Rammunition360]

i fell asleep while the ex old lady was on top once, i woke up to her trying to get comfy not on top of me anymore and at that instance even though i was drunk and tired, it seemed like finishing the understimulating sex was the most important thing i would ever do...i begged till morning then i went to sleep then woke up and she was still mad...of course she was heading back home that day and we broke off our engagement and that was the last time we EVER had sex...lol i think that is why it was so important that i finished...ah fawk it she had a roast beef vag anyway

 

[stegomon]

OK..........The details could kill a person!!!

it was not the feeling of the toungue between the toes,....it was the sound of her gagging on my toe fungus