Tasteful mods / updates

[Ranger850]

To be fair beggin' strips is closer to real bacon than Turkey bacon.

FIFY

 

[lil_Blue_Ford]

Huh; I always thought CanadianBacon was MooseMeat; learn somethin' everyday.
Can you fry it up crisp & crumple it onto a PeanutButterSandwich; that's the test of true Bacon?

Negative, it’s ham so it doesn’t crumble unless you turn it into charcoal

 

[Ranger850]

true Story about " Beggin' Strips " : New guy on the crew was a Cuban named Ruben, ( no lie ). His English wasn't the best, but the guy was an excellent worker and great guy to have on the crew. He could do many, many things due to being poor and growing up on a communist island. We had an out of town job to do so we stopped and a Truck stop/convenient store to get a snack. Watching Ruben come out of the store with a smile on his face with a bag full of different snacks. Stuff he had never seen before, so he was going to try it. We get a few miles down the road and all of a sudden he starts cussing in Spanish and spitting out the window. I ask him "what's up?, are you OK?" He say's "I'm fine but this beef jerky tastes like dog food" and he holds up a nice big bag of "Beggin Strips". After laughing uncontrollably for a few minutes, and him wondering why, we told him "it IS dog food" and that's when he saw the little puppy on the package, and that's when HE started laughing. We would be sure to bring that up every chance we got. Good times. It's times like that , that I miss working in that line of work, with a crew of "dudes" that know how to "joke" without being offended by a little humor.

 

[cbxer55]

I like beer

Does Guinness Extra Stout count?

Headed to a local business here in a few, The Cigar Box. It's a cigar bar. A good stogie and some Guinness sounds good right about now.

 

[lil_Blue_Ford]

Does Guinness Extra Stout count?

Headed to a local business here in a few, The Cigar Box. It's a cigar bar. A good stogie and some Guinness sounds good right about now.

That counts. I need to make a point of having a cigar again. Not many cigar friendly places around here unfortunately but they are around. I’ll try to get back to it around home as the weather improves. Had a kinda dry spell for awhile after losing my pup and trying to get back into it. That was our thing, like 2-3 times a week, long walk and a cigar, any weather but rain.

 

[97RangerXLT]

If you ask real nicely, maybe you can have a piece of turkey bacon.

Man, why do you hate @Uncle Gump so much?

AJ

 

[Snoranger]

Man, why do you hate @Uncle Gump so much?

AJ

It’s not me that won’t allow it... I think he earned at least 1 piece of real bacon everyday.

 

[85_Ranger4x4]

true Story about " Beggin' Strips " : New guy on the crew was a Cuban named Ruben, ( no lie ). His English wasn't the best, but the guy was an excellent worker and great guy to have on the crew. He could do many, many things due to being poor and growing up on a communist island. We had an out of town job to do so we stopped and a Truck stop/convenient store to get a snack. Watching Ruben come out of the store with a smile on his face with a bag full of different snacks. Stuff he had never seen before, so he was going to try it. We get a few miles down the road and all of a sudden he starts cussing in Spanish and spitting out the window. I ask him "what's up?, are you OK?" He say's "I'm fine but this beef jerky tastes like dog food" and he holds up a nice big bag of "Beggin Strips". After laughing uncontrollably for a few minutes, and him wondering why, we told him "it IS dog food" and that's when he saw the little puppy on the package, and that's when HE started laughing. We would be sure to bring that up every chance we got. Good times. It's times like that , that I miss working in that line of work, with a crew of "dudes" that know how to "joke" without being offended by a little humor.

Ok, serious question.

Is your name by chance Ruben?

 

[Uncle Gump]

Uncle Gump <------ eating oatmeal with fresh berries dreaming of bacon.

I just hope she doesn't find something bad enough to take coffee from me too...

 

[Ranger850]

Ok, serious question.

Is your name by chance Ruben?

I'm from Florida, AKA Cuba's mainland lol

 

[Curious Hound]

Uncle Gump <------ eating oatmeal with fresh berries dreaming of bacon.

I just hope she doesn't find something bad enough to take coffee from me too...

You'll survive. I just had oatmeal with raisins, dark cocoa powder, peanut butter and brown sugar. Imagine a hot bowl of liquid "no-bake" cookies.

 

[Uncle Gump]

You'll survive. I just had oatmeal with raisins, dark cocoa powder, peanut butter and brown sugar. Imagine a hot bowl of liquid "no-bake" cookies.

Now we're getting someplace... I'm going to have to try that.

 

[The KGB]

Hello friend,

You could always Slav your car:

Have nice day.

 

[1990RangerinSK]

I'm from Florida, AKA Cuba's mainland lol

So all those Florida man headlines that we keep seeing, where somebody from Florida does something really dumb..... It was you.

 

[Ranger850]

So all those Florida man headlines that we keep seeing, where somebody from Florida does something really dumb..... It was you.

I am Legion, we are many