Something that is really bugging me

[Frank The Tank]

I used to work at a cracker barrell......... needless to say, I will not eat in one aymore. Hahaha, seriously.

I hate Christmas (other than what it really stands for) I think the music sucks, and all this happiness is BS, there is no reason for anybody to ever be so happy they want to knock on my door while I'm watching dukes of hazzard reruns in my underwear with a bottle of scotch and sing to me.

Mistle-toe......... how fat chicks make handsome guys throw up in their mouth a little.
Egg nogg...... how uggly guys get hot chicks to make out with them and throw up in their mouth a little.

Presents...... don't get me started, why does crap have to cost so much? and prices in every store go up even groceries.
I never have enough money to buy people "really nice things" so when they go to thank and hugg the family, my thoughtfull gifts don't even merit a handshake half the time.

The time of peace and goodwill, I say bah humbug. The one holiday I wish I could skip (the theatrics of it anyways}

Frank

 

[Hopman]

The last time I ate (or even stepped foot into) a Cracker Barrel was back in the summer of '05 in Sandusky, Ohio.

I ate there and was so sick afterward, I vowed never to step into one again.

 

[ragajungle]

ADSM08----- "Crack-whore-Barrel" ROFL!

Ranger1999Bob------ The retarded cracker barrel off I-94 in Kenosha, WI is DIRECTLY across the street from a consignment Christmas Retailer - their in cahoots! I often wondered.....

1) What sort of Demented Christmas Fiend gets a twitchy enough anus to go Precious Moments Christmas Collection Figurine shopping in July?

and

2) How the hell a Christmas Shop survives all year round?

I always figured a Christmas antique/consignment shop was an unassuming place to launder drug money or grow a ton of pot in the basement, but no. it is just a Christmas boutique.

What really happens is that they drug all the old people that eat at CB and the usher them back onto the shuttle bus and drop them off at the strategically placed Christmas Shop.

Don't eat the soup of the day and the Christmas shops go down

I'm Just Sayin...

 

[Ranger Dave (B25)]

Christmas stuff shouldn't be in stores until the end of November, just like Halloween stuff shouldn't be in stores until the end of September.

I was at CB last night with the son and grandkids.

Halloween crap everywhere.

 

[02RangerXLT]

I was at CB last night with the son and grandkids.

Halloween crap everywhere.