Road rage...

[LIMA BEAN]

Maby it will show up on youtube and you can send it to the cops.

 

[Snoranger]

You want to upset a road raged driver? Laugh at them. Real hard. If you don't know how to force laughter, learn. They'll go NUTS.

My buddy would always blow kisses at a GUY he pissed off. That REALLY drove people nuts!!!

 

[BRUTUS_T_HOG]

wow man, you have enormous restraint is all i can say. i would have bent that tire iron off his legs and sent it through his windows.

he came at you with a weapon and you could have ****ED him up

 

[shane96ranger]

I had a guy freak out because I had the unmittigated gaul to pull out onto an EMPTY road just a split second before he came round the corner at three times the speel limit
in his Corvette.

This guy freaks out completely... finally when the road widens into two lanes he pulls up alongside and both he and his girlfriend are shouting and wildly gestulating finally after ignoring them for as long as possibly my passenger raises one finger in salute (you can guess which one) this asshole turns left from the right lane to follow me as I make a left...

At this point I
've had COMPLETELY enough of all the noise and in the 1976 Plymouth Volare I'm driving
which I really don't care about at all I make my left turn really WIDE and literally aim for the curb, leaving the guy in the corvette absolutely nowhere to go...

He bends some shit on the rioght front corner suspension hitting the curb and now he's absolutely ballistic gets out of his car and starts walking my way.
I simply drove off.

Assholes in a fiberglass cars shouldn't play chicken with someone driving
cheap 70's steel.

Now I'm a guy in my late 40's and if someone wants to pick a fight they should understand the old saying: "Never pick a fight with an older guy, he's probably
tired and a bit cranky so he'll probably just kill you"

Shit, I was tired and cranky in my 20's.

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LOL, that's funny right there.

 

[AllanD]

what I've found makes people go postal is to Hold your fist up horizontal
like you are holding a toothbrush and move your fist side to side about 4"

when you move your own fist towards your mouth stick your tongue onto the opposite cheek and make a noticeable bulge.

The jesture says "Blow Me" and is guarrandamnteed to freak people out.

Particularly that bitch in the BMW that just cut you off and gave you the
finger while she did it...

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[88_Eddie]

first off, f*ck that guy. obviously he is a pussy and an idiot if the first thing he does when someone pisses him off is grab a weapon and start breaking other people's sh!t. damn illegal aliens piss me off something fierce.

secondly, you didnt start the fight, he started it when he went and broke your property.(charge #1, destruction of property) how could he prove you were just walking to the back of your truck to see what he did?

third, he hit you with a tire iron (charge #2, assault with a deadly weapon)

fourth, if he's mexican, he may not be legal, so you could get him deported.

but yeah, i woud've gotten his plates. if nothing else, his insurance could cover your medical bills, if the bastard even has any.

and maybe next time, just flick him off, laugh and drive off.

 

[mp3deviant721]

what I've found makes people go postal is to Hold your fist up horizontal
like you are holding a toothbrush and move your fist side to side about 4"

when you move your own fist towards your mouth stick your tongue onto the opposite cheek and make a noticeable bulge.

The jesture says "Blow Me" and is guarrandamnteed to freak people out.

Particularly that bitch in the BMW that just cut you off and gave you the
finger while she did it...

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[ranger_mclaren]

Heres one I posted in another thread:


See this how you want... this was like back in 2001.

I was crusin though town I had a '85 2wd ranger back then. I look behind me and see the dude behind me (local guy I see all the time I drive by his house like 40 times a day when I'm just out and board) He has a 95ish chevy full size with 8 iches of lift and like 40 super swampers, any how the light turns red I stop. He stops but he close enough all I can see is tires and bumper in my rear view. Light turns green we go another block red light we stop same thing bumper and tires. light turns I go he stayes on my ass next light he is practicly in my bed. (Im doing the speed limit 25 mph) we just happen to be heading in the direction of his house. A block before his road there is a road that forks of the main road and dead ends onto his, so when we get to it he floors past me in the left lane and flies up the fork. I know he's trying to get ahead of me so I drop it in 2nd and stop on it. I get to his road before him and turn down it going prolly 45ish he comes to the intersection sees me coming and pulls out to cut me off he lives two houses down from there so he has to stop immedietly. So not only did he cut me off he also stops I'm still doing 45ish so I hit the shoulder and blow past him. Which he obvisley don't like and he get back on it and blows by me and cuts me off at the next stop sign. I stop he parked across both lanes blocking me. He gets out and starts yelling at me I have my window craked about 2 inches or so he comes up and open hand hits my window and the shatters cutting my face all up. he starts to walk back to his truck and I open my door and get out saying "you broke my F'ing window ass hole", some guy in a silver car comes up and stands between us and says to me "I got his license number I saw what happend" I was unaware my face was bleeding. thats when he relizes four or five cars had gathered so he calms down and apologizes to me. which is about the sane time I look down and notice my shirt is covered in blood. He asked me to follow him back to his house so he can have his wife clean me up and he'll clean out my truck. So I go inside his house his wife takes me to the bath room hands me a wet warm towl and begains to take tweesers and pulls out pieces of glass. once done I go back outside and he's just finishing sweeping off the floor boards of truck and he apolgizes again and says he getting tired of all the kids thinking this is a race track down though he and he lost his temper. He says he'll pay for a new window and to not press charges. I agree and we swap numbers. I leave and go to the police station and ask for an officer to come out and I tell him what happened and I will with hold charges if he pays for the damages. I just wanted to have it reported. two days later I get a call I meet him at his work were he insatalls radio equiptment. I watch as he puts in a new window then we go on our marry way.

 

[BRUTUS_T_HOG]

I know he's trying to get ahead of me so I drop it in 2nd and stomp on it

75% your fault lol.

 

[NoName]

75% your fault lol.

I get like that sometimes. I just try to say to myself that it isn't worth it. You might end up crashing or killing someone because you couldn't stand the thought of someone getting ahead of you.

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I was driving out of the city one evening, it was just starting to get dark out. The guy in-front of me is minding his own business, following the speed limit. Next thing I know, this tailgater behind me makes a stupid pass and cuts in-between us. I can't remember if he tried to double pass and failed or something, but the guy in-front of me had a total melt down over the whole thing. First time he tries to pass him again, the guy starts braking and swerving all over the road like crazy so he can't pass. He'd speed up, stomp the brakes swerve, do whatever to stop him from passing and then repeat. This must have happened like 5 or 6 times over the few kms of road it happened on. I thought the two idiots would cause a deadly crash for sure. It was a good laugh too.
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A month or so ago, someone pulled right out in-front of me from a side street, made me hard break and everything. There was a stop light just ahead, it goes red. I honked my horn at him, he flipped me off. I basically went nuts at the red light, I started threatening him, I was telling him to step out of the car (this is a red light) and he's all like "no, no, that's cool" and making a calming jester with his hands like he's all sorry, I think better of it and discontinued the confrontation, the little bastard held me and everyone behind me at the red so only he could go at the yellow. After the little bastard didn't have the balls to get out of his car so I could pound the little shit. I still feel good about it. He was younger, around 20. His lady friend was in the front seat, I'd love to hear his explanation as to why he didn't get out.

Him: "Nah baby, I'd totally kick his ass and defend your honour, I was just about to get out and lay a beating down on him!"

Her: "rolls eyes"
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My friend was walking through a parking lot last summer, some dumb blonde was driving through the place too fast and she nearly hit him, he yells something like "stop talking on that f--ing cell and pay attention!" She flipped him off, told him to go **** himself and all kinds of nice stuff, then parks and goes in. I guess she should have paid more attention to where my friend was, because right after she went in, he keyed up and down the both sides of her "almost" new car, pretty badly. I wasn't there to see, I should note that. Maybe I'm getting played by him. I probably wouldn't have keyed her car but it gave me a nice feeling when he told me the next day!

 

[LearjetMinako]

If I was in your shoes. I would have first pulled off the road and parked somewhere or conitune driving. And if dared to follow me and pulled that crap like he did, at the point where he might approach me with the tire iron, I would have pulled my conceled weapon and told him to back off that instant. Preferable, I would never get out of the vehicle. Lock the doors and try to drive to a safe publicly seen parking lot. Either way in the end, call the police and report it.

 

[LIMA BEAN]

I saw a cranky old man and woman in a grocery store get cart rage on the soup aisle. There were boxes on the aisle and neither would yield so they started bashing carts and knocked over the boxes and were now sideways. When one would missed and ram the shelves soup cans would fly and were rolling all over. The old man got in a good shot and really pissed her off so she grabbed a can of soup and launched it at him cracking him right in the forehead. The store manager was too afraid to get into it, so anyways old guy falls back and hits the shelves sending more soup cans rolling and the old lady thinking she won starts to strut away with her cart through the soup can mess. Well old man aint goin down in front of all of us watching and rooting sides like a horse race so he grabs a can and launches it at her and nails her right square in her big old ass. You think he killed her she was screaming like a gutshot taliban on fresh ammo day. Thats when the cops finally got there and I headed for the check out all the while hearing them two old graylings raising holy hell at each other and the cops. If I had a video camera that would have been top shelf on youtube it was freakin hilarious yet a little scary with the potential for heart failure, broken hips and things of the elderly nature leaking. So yea cart rage whodda thunk it.

Note: Yes my sentence structure sucks I know.

 

[bilzy7]

If I was in your shoes. I would have first pulled off the road and parked somewhere or conitune driving. And if dared to follow me and pulled that crap like he did, at the point where he might approach me with the tire iron, I would have pulled my conceled weapon and told him to back off that instant. Preferable, I would never get out of the vehicle. Lock the doors and try to drive to a safe publicly seen parking lot. Either way in the end, call the police and report it.

ohh believe me very public, this happend as we blocked both sides of road around 11am. me on one side and him on other side. and infront of a spanish owned repair shop. which one of the fat bastards who broke it up, or should i say walked close and said break it up, was looking at me like he wanted to fight as if i was in the wrong for being hit by a tire iron. w.e, guy behind me i was blocking by being stopped there was yelling to me to get back in car NOW! lol. as either to warn me i dont wanna get hit by tire iron, or cause he was mad he couldnt drive home yet. i wasnt worried about guy with tire iron or i woulda drove off, at least down the street and taken a zoomed in photo of his license plate with phone. i love how he thought he was all tuff with his tire iron and i just tookem to ground. i think he hit my truck cause i was only white person there and there was a repair shop full of spanish people, and guy behind me yelling was spanish. he was all amped up, i ended that fast, if it wasnt icy i probably woulda been able to not have to block and just speared em to ground but, i slipped before even getting him, me and my untied merrell boots... love merrell btw. god i have such bad ADHD. lol

 

[NoName]

ohh believe me very public, this happend as we blocked both sides of road around 11am. me on one side and him on other side. and infront of a spanish owned repair shop. which one of the fat bastards who broke it up, or should i say walked close and said break it up, was looking at me like he wanted to fight as if i was in the wrong for being hit by a tire iron. w.e, guy behind me i was blocking by being stopped there was yelling to me to get back in car NOW! lol. as either to warn me i dont wanna get hit by tire iron, or cause he was mad he couldnt drive home yet. i wasnt worried about guy with tire iron or i woulda drove off, at least down the street and taken a zoomed in photo of his license plate with phone. i love how he thought he was all tuff with his tire iron and i just tookem to ground. i think he hit my truck cause i was only white person there and there was a repair shop full of spanish people, and guy behind me yelling was spanish. he was all amped up, i ended that fast, if it wasnt icy i probably woulda been able to not have to block and just speared em to ground but, i slipped before even getting him, me and my untied merrell boots... love merrell btw. god i have such bad ADHD. lol

Most of the minorities around here are brown, but more of the sandy verities. Lots of Asians too. The turbans/Indians drive like they're still in their old country, but they don't tend to get crazy like that, at least I've never had that issue with one.

I wear heavy steel toe boots, people don't like being kicked with those.

 

[bilzy7]

first off, f*ck that guy. obviously he is a pussy and an idiot if the first thing he does when someone pisses him off is grab a weapon and start breaking other people's sh!t. damn illegal aliens piss me off something fierce.

secondly, you didnt start the fight, he started it when he went and broke your property.(charge #1, destruction of property) how could he prove you were just walking to the back of your truck to see what he did?

third, he hit you with a tire iron (charge #2, assault with a deadly weapon)

fourth, if he's mexican, he may not be legal, so you could get him deported.

but yeah, i woud've gotten his plates. if nothing else, his insurance could cover your medical bills, if the bastard even has any.

and maybe next time, just flick him off, laugh and drive off.

Raleigh, I usta be stationed at Bragg. Fun times.