Never heard of this before...

[shane96ranger]

I also feel that 15-20 refs is ridiculous. We ask for 3 references, but RARELY call unless it's a claim to have performed the job at a previous employer. I assume if they want to do this much prior to hiring you, it must deal with sensitive material and pay you as such?

Next thing you know, they'll want your Facebook password........

(I hear this is REALLY happening)

 

[Mark_88]

I also feel that 15-20 refs is ridiculous. We ask for 3 references, but RARELY call unless it's a claim to have performed the job at a previous employer. I assume if they want to do this much prior to hiring you, it must deal with sensitive material and pay you as such?

Next thing you know, they'll want your Facebook password........

(I hear this is REALLY happening)

Eh? Stay away from my Farmville...lol

They actually want to send these recipients a survey from Survey Monkey...it's probably just a general question survey like "would you do Mark if it was dark and you were drunk" kind of thing...but I'm anxious to hear back from some of them...

 

[shane96ranger]

Lol. That's funny as hell.

 

[--weezl--]

**** that shit hard as hell!

let me put it this way, the job i just got (started monday) has me literally handling millions of dollars per day, and carrying a gun (loaded of course) that is illegal for 95+% of canadians to even hold in their hands (virtually no one in canada gets to carry a gun while it's loaded)

and they asked me for my previous 5 years employment history, with contact numbers and if they can contact them, i had 3, and said yes to all, and 3 personal references...

to the best of my knowledge, all they contacted was my current employer... none of my personal references were contacted...

 

[det107]

....the job i just got (started monday) has me literally handling millions of dollars per day, and carrying a gun...

Sounds like a fun job playing with guns & money-

 

[--weezl--]

Yeap! Not allowed to work with alcohol in my system, or while still feeling the effects of alcohol (which includes a hangover)

So there's a downside to the fun...


Actually now that I think about it, iirc, there are a number of things that you are not allowed to have more than 1 of, at a time, 3 of which are, more than $xxxx in cash, a firearm, and a ballistic vest...

You can have any 1 of them, but no more than 1 at any time... My job has me with all 3


Sent from somewhere naughty!

 

[Mark_88]

Yeap! Not allowed to work with alcohol in my system, or while still feeling the effects of alcohol (which includes a hangover)

So there's a downside to the fun...


Actually now that I think about it, iirc, there are a number of things that you are not allowed to have more than 1 of, at a time, 3 of which are, more than $xxxx in cash, a firearm, and a ballistic vest...

You can have any 1 of them, but no more than 1 at any time... My job has me with all 3


Sent from somewhere naughty!

I was going to apply for a similar job about 20 years ago...started my FAC but got sidetracked...a friend of mine worked for Wells Fargo (I think...or maybe Brinks) back then and he got a real kick out of the job...until he got involved in an armed robbery...can't remember the details but there were shots fired and I think he unloaded his handgun in the fracas...

But you're in a perfect position to offer girls a phuck on a million bucks...no samples sweetheart...they're only props...

 

[--weezl--]

Oh that would be cool... Having sex on a million dollars!


Sent from somewhere naughty!

 

[Mark_88]

Yeah, just pull out at the last minute and you'll probably come into some money...

 

[--weezl--]

ah ha! is funny because you mean cum

 

[Mark_88]

come...cum...came...I can never get these terms straight...no wonder I just say UGH!

 

[--weezl--]

No no come is correct also, because the word was meant to mean both


Sent from somewhere naughty!

 

[Mark_88]

well, I'm sure it is...but when I'm in the act the last thing I care about is grammar...in fact I don't want to think about my grammar or my auntie or anyone else related to me...I just say UGH...and quickly fall asleep...

Canadians made bacon...and we've perfected the art of love making and falling asleep shortly thereafter...beats pillow talk hands down...we might get stupid and try to put a pull tab on her finger and talk about marriage...

 

[--weezl--]

www.republicofbacon.com

there was a while where if you registered on that site, they would send you a coupon for a free lb of maple leaf bacon... no shit, no purchase, no advertising bullshit, just a simple here's your lb of bacon! i got the low salt one, so good!

 

[Mark_88]

Hmmmmm...bacon deserts...who'da thought...lol

I actually don't eat much bacon...but I do like BLT's...and April is BLT month...