need some creative humorous minds!

[Bent Bolt]

How about "You bought that? I BUILT this!"

I like that one .

 

[jerad188]

its gotta be a crack against diesels. even it has to be vulgar just like ahh i dono, "F**K YOUR DIESEL! , ill still roll through town, dont matter!)

 

[Beef52751]

I like the "If you've got the nuts, Follow my Ruts!" personaly
and im from iowa so when it gets below 0 in the winter a "My truck starts in the winter" is about as bad as a kick in the pants to most of the diesel guys, My brother included!

 

[Beef52751]

F**K YOUR DIESEL!

I think they would get the idea!

 

[caveman_joey]

"Spend time spinnin' wrenches... not spending Mom and Dad's money!"
"Pretty Boy Posers Suck!" "I built mine.... Who built yours?"
"I built mine... Who bought you yours?"

 

[Chance]

real trucks don't bluebook.

real trucks are worth less than 5k

real trucks can shift above 3k

glowplugs... sounds like a brand of nightlights.

 

[Jim Oaks]

Don't knock, Don't smoke, no payments.

I like it.

 

[TheStig88]

"BUILT not BOUGHT"

 

[kcm1582]

I like the "Real trucks are built not bought" one myself.

 

[Mudhound]

I had one on my old Jeep Cherokee that was above the door on the passenger side that read " Nice truck. Sorry about your small penis." That one was always good for starting crap at a light.... and the 4.9 turbo stroker motor was MORE than enough to can them. 'course, the old junky Puegot 5 speed hated that, but never did more than rattle as bad as a Diesel truck.

 

[Boggin]

real trucks can shift above 3k

glowplugs... sounds like a brand of nightlights.

 

[Rangerman4158]

Real Trucks Have SPARK PLUGS

 

[Jay FX4]

Sorry to be a party pooper, but personally I wouldn't put anything on my own truck that would give any indication that I'm even acknowledging these punks exist.

 

[daniel3507]

put rainbow stickers all over their trucks.

 

[Black'03LevelII]

glowplugs... sounds like a brand of nightlights.

I thought glow plugs was a toy several years ago. Oh wait that was glow worms never mind . . . . .