Maverick name retuning?

[Dirtman]

I had a probe once...

 

[Grumpaw]

Thinking about "horse" type names, thought about the "Donkey"...
But, how about the Ass. That way you could buy a Standard Ass pickup, or how about a Kick Ass version. Basic truck would be called the Strip Ass.
A loaded out version could be called a Total Ass version. A 4x4 could start as a Wup Ass version, and an all the way 4x4 could be called The Big Ass version.
Aftermarket would go nuts selling "Ass Accessories"

 

[Grumpaw]

I had a probe once...

That was most likely done by aliens in your basement.

 

[sheep herder]

I had a probe once...

I thought you had a dumpster full of probes?

 

[Dirtman]

I thought those were shampoo?

 

[Ranger850]

Shampoo bottle/anal probe: same thing to @sheep herder

 

[97RangerXLT]

………….Guy comes to the ford dealer for service...……….. "whats the year make and model of your vehicle sir?"...…….. "its a ford ranger maverick courier" that makes as much sense as the f-150 ranger camper special..... So what is it? a full size? mid size? camper special? WTF happened to simple names like Lamborghini Aventador LP 750-4 Superveloce Roadster or the Lincoln Continental Mark V Landau Four Door Hardtop. That's much easier to say than courier..... I can't even spell courier without auto correct....

K.I.S.S. dammit!

because if Ford used that name, Lamborghini would sue them.

AJ

 

[97RangerXLT]

I thought those were shampoo?

Don't fall for the shampoo bit. demand real poo!

AJ

 

[85_Ranger4x4]

I always liked the Probe. They said it was a girl's car, but I always liked girls too, so that makes sense. And it was to replace the Mustang. But then instead, they designed the Mustang by women for women.

They did make it a much better car in the process.

5 lug wheels, disk brakes all around and a much stronger/stiffer body structure. Styling was retro with a 90's flare. Dual pod dash, side vents (94-95 was the only year Mustang with functional side vents) and tri-bar tail lights made a return.

They revised the way they measured the power so on paper an SN had a little less than a Fox and the car gained a little weight so people lost their minds about it... but to make a Fox compete with a SN95 on a road course it would have to gain some weight too.