I just might buy a boat

[Dirtman]

I don't have to deal with any oil tankers on the lakes around me.

Yea, you just keep ignoring the problem that's exactly what the government wants. Oil tankers are a real problem and they can pop up anywhere at any time. You want proof? Go set up and inflatable pool in your yard and see how long it takes for a 500,000 ton oil tanker to pop out of nowhere. You can stay in the dark if you want but don't blame me when your out peacefully paddling your canoe at the local lake and get over taken by the Exxon Valdez.

 

[bilbo]

Preach, and not just tankers anymore! We set a pool up in our backyard last summer and one morning there she was, the Indiana Harbor in my backyard! In the middle of North Dakota! I tried telling the neighbors, but then vans for strange plumbing companies started showing up and parking on my street, and there was an odd crackle whenever I talked on the phone. Oh, just got a call here at work there are some visitors here to see me. Some nice looking guys in suits and dark glasses, gotta go!

 

[85_Ranger4x4]

Yea, you just keep ignoring the problem that's exactly what the government wants. Oil tankers are a real problem and they can pop up anywhere at any time. You want proof? Go set up and inflatable pool in your yard and see how long it takes for a 500,000 ton oil tanker to pop out of nowhere. You can stay in the dark if you want but don't blame me when your out peacefully paddling your canoe at the local lake and get over taken by the Exxon Valdez.

Not anymore, Exxon Valdez is razor blades now.

Exxon Valdez laid to rest - Nature

The Oriental Nicety (née Exxon Valdez), born in 1986 in San Diego, California, has died after a long struggle with bad publicity.

www.nature.com

 

[Dirtman]

Not anymore, Exxon Valdez is razor blades now.

Exxon Valdez laid to rest - Nature

The Oriental Nicety (née Exxon Valdez), born in 1986 in San Diego, California, has died after a long struggle with bad publicity.

www.nature.com

See.... deny the oil tanker conspiracy and you get cut!

 

[Curious Hound]

Preach, and not just tankers anymore! We set a pool up in our backyard last summer and one morning there she was, the Indiana Harbor in my backyard! In the middle of North Dakota! I tried telling the neighbors, but then vans for strange plumbing companies started showing up and parking on my street, and there was an odd crackle whenever I talked on the phone. Oh, just got a call here at work there are some visitors here to see me. Some nice looking guys in suits and dark glasses, gotta go!

You're in North Dakota?!? There's a conspiracy that claims that North Dakota doesn't exist, along with Railroads and birds and probably a whole slew of other things.

So where do you really live?

 

[bilbo]

We definitely exist, and you're welcome for keeping Canada at bay.

 

[Snoranger]

You're in North Dakota?!? There's a conspiracy that claims that North Dakota doesn't exist, along with Railroads and birds and probably a whole slew of other things.

So where do you really live?

Come on... we all know he put North Dakota as a joke.

 

[Dirtman]

North Dakota, right... and he got there by railroad...

 

[Curious Hound]

I have never felt a threat from Canada. I'm not sure anyone ever has, except for cold fronts and lake effect snow hitting the Northeast US.

 

[Dirtman]

I have never felt a threat from Canada. I'm not sure anyone ever has, except for cold fronts and lake effect snow hitting the Northeast US.

We did try to attack them once...

How U.S. Forces Failed to Conquer Canada in War of 1812 | HISTORY

The United States’ invasion of Canada 200 years ago went awry from the start.

www.history.com

 

[Curious Hound]

We did try to attack them once...

How U.S. Forces Failed to Conquer Canada in War of 1812 | HISTORY

The United States’ invasion of Canada 200 years ago went awry from the start.

www.history.com

That story reads like an episode of the Three Stooges. The US made some bad decisions there.

 

[Roert42]

There is actualy a documentary about how dangerous Canada really is. I think it's called Canadian Bacon.

 

[Dirtman]

I never said it was a wise or well thought out attack...

 

[85_Ranger4x4]

I never said it was a wise or well thought out attack...

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Using Folland Gnats probably wasn’t a great idea...

 

[bilbo]

I have never felt a threat from Canada. I'm not sure anyone ever has, except for cold fronts and lake effect snow hitting the Northeast US.

That's exactly what they want you to believe. And exactly why they are so insidious.