How do you guys do it?

[Captain Ledd]

Step 1. Accidentally break window.
Step 2. cover broken window with plywood or OSB.
Problem fixed. Still receive parts at home cause wifey can't see them.
Seriously, when my wife asks me why I need to spend 1500 on a new set of BOGGERs and that she can't spend that on a new pair of shoes I tell her "fine buy the shoes, but you had better get at least 10k miles out of them". That usually shuts her up. Actually I don't have to much problems out of her ( we do pick on each other like that though), the house bills comes first is the main rule.

Fixed.

 

[JohnnyO]

It is cheaper to ship to a business than to your house.

I usually get stuff shipped to my office. Brought home a box with a new Gibson cat-back exhaust today.

 

[BLOODBANE]

Aw c'mon, tell it like it really is............ okay, I'll tell 'em how it works for ya

1) Mark asks Kristen if she'll go outside to check the mail.

2) While she's outside, he opens up her purse & finds his testicles then promptly puts them back in his pants where they belong.

3) Mark says, "Honey, I'm going for a ride."

4) Mark is gone for hours buying the goodies he wants (he can do this now because he got his balls back).

5) Mark arrives at his house with the goodies & tells Kristen, "Hey Honey, looky what all I bought". (he can do this now because he got his balls back)

6) Mark spends the next several hours in his garage admiring the newly purchased goodies.

7) It's getting late & Mark needs to go to sleep but Kristen says, "You ain't sleeping in my bed, you sneaky SOB".

8) Mark sleeps on the couch (he can deal with it because he got his balls back & has a garage full of goodies)

9) The next day, Kristen calls me to tell me that I'm a bad influence on Mark & that maybe we shouldn't be allowed to play together anymore.

10) I don't know how to feel about this because Mark is my good friend & I'd miss him & also because my balls are currently in my wifes purse.

Hush up or I'll tell Rosie to lock her purse up in her Bronco......