Help me name my truck!

[Iron Ranger]

I got a couple.

1. Canadian Enforcer
2. Mini "F"
3. Spanky

That is all.



Mine's usually called "Iron Ranger" or "Red Rocket". Of course, you guys know which one I usually use..... O_O

 

[CHKNFKR]

Looks like an Earl to me.

My old half ton was called b*tch cuz it was a b*tch to drive, a b*tch to start, a b*tch to work on, you get the idea.

My project is Chknfkr cuz when its finished its gonna fck all the other chkn trucks out there. Was formerly a$$ when ryan first sold it to me, engine was dead so it had to be hauled around, the expression haulin a$$ was used and that was it for a while.

My dd is called George. Its a white '95 f250 psd, ryan called it the great white buffalo which is still its propper name, that was shortenned to gwb, which happens to be the initials of our former president, thus the nick name of George was born.

My cousins 3/4 ton chevy is called Donna because its red and has wide hips much like donna from that 70s show.

My wrecker overseas was called snatch because thats what it was used for.

 

[pontiacfieroguy]

My wrecker overseas was called snatch because thats what it was used for.

how is a tow truck gonna get you laid?

 

[pontiacfieroguy]

taken by the secret service? lol why

she was strictly an off road toy and my dad wanted to see her because he is disabled and rarely leaves the house he wanted me to brng it to him and on the way there my coil failed and i coasted into a gas station parking lot on the black side of town and i had painted down one side "vote mccain" and on the other side i painted "kill obama" . i asked the manager if i could leave it off to the side for a few hours so i can go get the part to fix it and she said i could so i called and got a ride and came back about 2 hours later to fix it and it was gone. i asked the manager if she had it towed and she said no. i called the cops to report it stolen and they came out and took a report. the next day the SS went to my parents house looking for me they told him they didnt know where i was living and then gave me his number and i called and he came and intervied me and then just told me i was lucky im not going to prison for a very long time and that they were keeping the truck.

 

[4.0B2]

i've called mine several things when working on it.. but we won't go there...

some of the guys here call mine the buckaroo, or the miniX (b2 with ex's drivetrain)

 

[bttlscrs00x]

she was strictly an off road toy and my dad wanted to see her because he is disabled and rarely leaves the house he wanted me to brng it to him and on the way there my coil failed and i coasted into a gas station parking lot on the black side of town and i had painted down one side "vote mccain" and on the other side i painted "kill obama" . i asked the manager if i could leave it off to the side for a few hours so i can go get the part to fix it and she said i could so i called and got a ride and came back about 2 hours later to fix it and it was gone. i asked the manager if she had it towed and she said no. i called the cops to report it stolen and they came out and took a report. the next day the SS went to my parents house looking for me they told him they didnt know where i was living and then gave me his number and i called and he came and intervied me and then just told me i was lucky im not going to prison for a very long time and that they were keeping the truck.

Bahahahahaha That is an epic story and I'd like to buy you a beer.

 

[Jason_J]

I vote for Clahilda!

 

[ranger_mclaren]

You can't just wake up one day and decide to name your truck........ it has to earn a name or someone has to say something random and it just sticks.
Frank

+1

 

[4.0B2]

one of the lady's of MSJ- her jeep's name is Ajax, b/c someone randomly said "ajax, tougher than dirt" b/c her jeep was still somewhat clean when everyone else's was dirty. and it stuck.. she HATES it.. but it stuck.

 

[8879ford]

haha...earl, george bob...cool names.....and taken by the secret service....haha what do you think they did with the truck...political commercial?

 

[8879ford]

my bronco II's name is Melinda...i dont know where it came from or why, but the name just poped in my head and for some random reason, i really like that name and its easy to remember for me, and every time i see my bronco II, that name comes to mind...i also think it sounds sexy, and easily rolls off your tounge...maybe the name of a lady I havent met yet...but it sounds soo good to me, and yes if i could make love to my truck i would...haha

 

[8879ford]

nghtstlkr-night stalker i was gonna name it...cause i found an old liscense plate that said that under the seat

 

[straycat]

I'm sorry....but first, I would repaint that gold to another color. That is one paint scheme that Ford should never have used. Just blue with black or silver would be so cool!! Then just call it what you want to call it. I don't name animated objects.

 

[1badexplorer]

I used to have a twin to your B2. I called mine Eddie because of the Eddie Bauer Edition.