Fun in the shop

[fx2prerunner]

I wired in a back up beeper under the dash of my old bosses truck, it was loud as hell in there

 

[lil red]

we were always into the greese under the door handles, randomly opening car doors and hoods, turning off air supplys(garden hose knobs), bit the worst was a small group who had a giant obsession with drawling dicks, all over, even had one in masking tape on the overhead projector screen

but to this day the best is a peice of brake like and little balls of dum-dum(black gooey crap) and shop air, holy crap does it hurt, or shoot a blown ceramic bosch fuse through a wall near someone that usually works

 

[pontiacfieroguy]

acetaline in a styrafoam cup upside down on a grate then hold the torch near it when somebody comes by. stick a collet wrench on a lathe when its off and somebody is doing some setup and watch it fly when they start her up. poke a tiny hole in the lid of a pop bottle and squirt somebody and watch them try to figure out where it came from. condom with lotion in it on the antannae of their car. vaseline on the toilet seat. or if you really hate somebody give them an "upper deck" take a dump in the tank of their toilet and put the lid back on. grease in their work boots. reverse polarity on their welder when they arent looking. water in their oil squirter.

 

[zukirider21]

Was at the count of a dealership, was wearin a formal shirt and clean jeans (just felt like wearin somethin nice for the day), and dad was outside with the dealer getting some paper work done to get the truck fixed. I am standin there next to the counter and a mechanic walks in and calls me Jim (a Dealer aparently, he must have been new and thought I was him, the dealers wore the same attire as I did).

"Jim, can I see you for a moment?" I played along since I was bored.
"yeah, what do you need"
"I need this" He shows me a can of oil.
"You should not use that oil damnit! Use 1080p!" (a HD definition setting)
"oh, sorry sir, where did we put that exactly?"
"try back there" I pointed to the back of a random garage, the FARTHEST garage, and he went over to it and was looking around.

I ran to the truck and locked myself in it and ducked down, he was still lookin 20 minutes later when we left!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is the best XD

give them an "upper deck" take a dump in the tank of their toilet and put the lid back on.

LMFAO never heard of that one before! imagine what a nightmare cleanup must be!

 

[Ranger Kip]

I pee'd in a guy's gas tank, he comes back saying his car stinks, I examine, I tell him to go get the exhaust replaced, sad thing is that he did!

 

[Danger-Ranger96]

Brake clean on a weld puddle. LOL

 

[dp88]

I pee'd in a guy's gas tank, he comes back saying his car stinks, I examine, I tell him to go get the exhaust replaced, sad thing is that he did!

I tend to do this alot when drunk and really dont like a guy at the party.... that or pour a lil milk under his seat then let the sun and heat do its magic.