Employee Contract... ya'll will love this...

[FordMan016]

funny as ol hell ... but in all seriousness who does this guy think he is lol

 

[lil_Blue_Ford]

haha, you left his name visible on the first page. lets find his address and mail him job offers that fit his "requirements" perfectly


or just post this on pirate.......

Nice catch on that, guess that's what I get for doing this late last night half asleep. I did correct that oversight though.

If he put half as much effort into his job as he did in that "contract" he'd be working right now! lol

Actually, he was a hard worker. And he is working last I heard... just not for us.

A. tempature. He shoulda used a spellchecker...

If you look carefully you'll note that it was done on a typewriter... even though computers were fairly popular when he wrote the thing.

Either he's a dumbass, or this is old... I'm really leaning toward the dumbass part though. In the 3rd picture(page?) He says it starts Jan 1, 2001... Quit living in the past.

HaH this thing makes no sense! We want as much money as we want but christmas bonuses are optional...? He must be on some pretty strong stuff.

Thank you lil_Blue!

It is several years old, it rode around in the boss's truck and until I had a computer that could handle doing a full scan, I didn't even bother trying to get my hands on the pages to scan them, then I just had to get my hands on the pages long enough to scan them, lol.

 

[JohnnyO]

France?

That's what I was thinking.

 

[TheTopher]

Even my boss' son isn't that arrogant. Holy crap.

 

[Capt Jay]

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Where did you get a copy of MY contract. I had my employer sign that.

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O, sorry I'm awake now.

 

[Original_Ranger84]

It is several years old, it rode around in the boss's truck and until I had a computer that could handle doing a full scan, I didn't even bother trying to get my hands on the pages to scan them, then I just had to get my hands on the pages long enough to scan them, lol.

Ahhhh, Ok that makes sense. Boss uses it as a pick me up in the middle of the day I bet... Remember that one guy that we fired? He was an idiot... from france.

 

[Hypnotic Toast]

Section 5 is too much to handle. I laughed SO hard.

I love how hunger and thirst are listed. God, that's too funny.

 

[97ranger4x4]

that is pretty funny! I couldn't imagine doing that. Maybe one day I will quit a job by giving my boss some crazy ultimatum.

 

[LearjetMinako]

That is too funny. There are many items on that list that I would quilify for. But honestly, I'm a hard worker and could care less.

A few of the items I take:
Temperature: 0*F ~ 112*F +
Weather: Doesn't matter, customer is not going to get out to check tire pressure. So they have you (employee) to do it for them.
Hunger: Work on an empty stomach. What ever is left on the lunch room table is for the taking
Thrist: This is actually a requirement. Simply, if I don't drink enough fluids on a 100*F, the company will be down one employee. So water is free from the fountain and its all you can drink.
Any Abuse: Don't like it, just give them a smile.
Unsafe working conditions: Warning, tires have been known to explode at any time. Our tire machine even has a little picture forwarning of this. There is also the possibilty of being crushed by vehicles on lift. And tire machines do have the power to take or cause harm to bodily parts.

 

[lil_Blue_Ford]

I've been trying to talk my boss into letting me transcribe a bunch of the company stories and make a book of it all... I keep trying to tell him that a book like that would likely turn him into an overnight millionare. We have so many crazy stories of things that have gone on out on the jobsite and it wouldn't take any embellishment to make it interesting. There's been a number of days where we'll stop for lunch or something and end up swapping stories about things that have happened. Basically, if it possibly can happen, my boss has seen it, lol.

Oh, yea, one other truth... if it walks, crawls, slithers, or has wheels... it's probably crossed wet concrete we poured at some point or other in the company history.... that includes an employee walking across a sidewalk we poured, a lady driving right past the crew finishing the concrete driveway entrance and wheeling her SUV right through it, and a kid on a big wheels trike running down 75' or so of sidewalk...

 

[lil_Blue_Ford]

This thread isn't really going to die this quickly is it? lol

 

[TheTopher]

Post a rough copy of your book and we'll start chatting again

 

[Redneckryder]

or we could turn this into a "dumb crap i have seen at work" thread....that would be fun

 

[97ranger4x4]

or we could turn this into a "dumb crap i have seen at work" thread....that would be fun

and probably get most of us fired!

 

[JohnnyO]

Who does that guy think he works for, AIG?