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i seem to have forgotten my last permanent address. You see, its kind of a long story but I love telling it. One day I would love to get movie rights for it because it is such an awesome story. It may not seem like such an awesome story but once you get thru it, its freakin sweet. It all started at my uncles Remus' farm. He has huge catfish. I go there often to fish in a big swimmin hole that he dug with his arm stubs. He lost his arms in two seperate occasions. The first time he was running along the side of the road, much too close to a thin sheetmetal wall. He tripped and yes, you guessed it, a dang tractor ran his arms over. Luckily they were able to reattach his arms with some duct tape and drywall screws. They were solid as hell. He was back to normal. We were fishin one day and gee golly jeepers, his arms fell off due to rusting and poor taping techniques. WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT!?!?!!?!? I was pissed cause I had just gave him my fishin pole to hold while I cracked another beer. I am a man who likes his fishin, and if i give someone my fishin pole to hold, I expect it not to fall in the damn water. I kicked his sorry ass in the pond and left. I turns out he couldnt swim, so yes, you guessed it. He was shot by my aunt when he managed to get outta the pond and tracked a bunch of mud in the clean house. She denies everything so now Im on the road running from the cops. Im just trying to make a few extra bucks by selling those skis so if you can pay me soon do it. DO IT.
i seem to have forgotten my last permanent address. You see, its kind of a long story but I love telling it. One day I would love to get movie rights for it because it is such an awesome story. It may not seem like such an awesome story but once you get thru it, its freakin sweet. It all started at my uncles Remus' farm. He has huge catfish. I go there often to fish in a big swimmin hole that he dug with his arm stubs. He lost his arms in two seperate occasions. The first time he was running along the side of the road, much too close to a thin sheetmetal wall. He tripped and yes, you guessed it, a dang tractor ran his arms over. Luckily they were able to reattach his arms with some duct tape and drywall screws. They were solid as hell. He was back to normal. We were fishin one day and gee golly jeepers, his arms fell off due to rusting and poor taping techniques. WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT!?!?!!?!? I was pissed cause I had just gave him my fishin pole to hold while I cracked another beer. I am a man who likes his fishin, and if i give someone my fishin pole to hold, I expect it not to fall in the damn water. I kicked his sorry ass in the pond and left. I turns out he couldnt swim, so yes, you guessed it. He was shot by my aunt when he managed to get outta the pond and tracked a bunch of mud in the clean house. She denies everything so now Im on the road running from the cops. Im just trying to make a few extra bucks by selling those skis so if you can pay me soon do it. DO IT.
