Coronavirus

[MikeG]

From the Associated Press, published in our local rag of a newspaper this morning.....

Virus tolls similar despite governors' contrasting actions

Governors across the U.S. have taken drastically different approaches in battling the coronavirus. Some have imposed mask mandates and business restrictions throughout much of the past year.

apnews.com

Interesting.

 

[MikeG]

From the New York Times:

A Covid Mystery (Published 2021)

And what else you need to know today.

www.nytimes.com

So much for 'shithole countries' .....

 

[Dirtman]

Yup cause if there's one thing the Congo is best known for is it's hardcore dedication to statistical analysis.

 

[RonD]

Yes, and they TRAVEL ALOT, all that disposable income makes them real party animals, out every night in the Clubs

Yes, a real mystery

 

[Dirtman]

I'm still debating on my next vacation. I'm thinking the Waldorf Astoria in the Congo, or the beaches of Somalia?

 

[Snoranger]

I'm still debating on my next vacation. I'm thinking the Waldorf Astoria in the Congo, or the beaches of Somalia?

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Given those 2 choices, I’d definitely go to Somalia... There was some movie about Somalia and boats and stuff a while ago(I don’t know the whole story, I never watched it.), and you like fishing.

 

[Dirtman]

Given those 2 choices, I’d definitely go to Somalia... There was some movie about Somalia and boats and stuff a while ago(I don’t know the whole story, I never watched it.), and you like fishing.

I would make a pretty good pirate...

 

[Snoranger]

I would make a pretty good pirate...

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Yeah, you’re a .... nevermind. (be nice, save your rude comments for the Homedepot employees.)

 

[RonD]

2 of my friends in the US who are very much conspiracy "nuts", and didn't bother with masks unless they had to or limited travel or going out in general, got "the Covid" a few weeks back, tested positive
Fairly mild symptoms, thank goodness
But they still haven't changed their position much, outside of "yes, I guess it is real, but not as bad as 'they' say it is"

According to them, "well its been over a year and we just now got it, so much ado about nothing"
What about all the deaths?
"People die when they get sick, especially older people, and its not great, but it happens"

They are entertaining and friends, I tell ya "some peoples children", lol

 

[Dirtman]

It's proven fact that coronavirus first developed in the orang pendek, a small bipedal primate that inhabits the forests of Sumatra. Because the species is so closely related to humans the virus was able to mutate and infect a group of American cryptozoologists studying the creature. They returned to Washington state where they spread the virus to the North American sasquatch (another close human relative). Since sasquatches are a trans-dimensional species capable of existing in multiple places at one time the virus was able to spread worldwide almost instantaneously. The vaccine was not developed by pharmaceutical companies but instead a convert global organization known as the Bilderberg Group. The vaccinations are NOT to fight the coronavirus itself. It causes another mutation of the virus that while having little effect on humans, causes infertility in sasquatches. The goal being to eliminate the entire race of sasquatches by mass sterilization throughout the multiverse.

 

[RonD]

It's proven fact that coronavirus first developed in the orang pendek, a small bipedal primate that inhabits the forests of Sumatra. Because the species is so closely related to humans the virus was able to mutate and infect a group of American cryptozoologists studying the creature. They returned to Washington state where they spread the virus to the North American sasquatch (another close human relative). Since sasquatches are a trans-dimensional species capable of existing in multiple places at one time the virus was able to spread worldwide almost instantaneously. The vaccine was not developed by pharmaceutical companies but instead a convert global organization known as the Bilderberg Group. The vaccinations are NOT to fight the coronavirus itself. It causes another mutation of the virus that while having little effect on humans, causes infertility in sasquatches. The goal being to eliminate the entire race of sasquatches by mass sterilization throughout the multiverse.

I wanna sit down and have drinks with you

 

[Snoranger]

That seems slightly more believable than some of the other theories I’ve read.

 

[Robertmangrum.rm]

I think everyone should pay close attention to the Coronavirus outbreak. This virus could kill millions of people. I grew up with a philosophy that "a little paranoia is prudent." With this virus a person can be contagious and not show symptoms for several days. Stay focused on washing your hands, keeping your hands out of your face and mouth, and avoiding crowds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nk5P...ature=emb_logo

 

[Dirtman]

You cant ignore science like that!!!!

 

[Josiah Morgan]

My brother was tested positive with Covid-19 yesterday. I am guessing that the vaccine hasn't worked yet even though he got it 3 days ago. His roommate did not tell him that he got the Corona virus a couple of days ago.