Coronavirus

[Blmpkn]

A brown balloon knot ??? What dat ???

Grumpaw

It's the dirt slide.. fart box.. chocolate starfish.. rusty bullet hole.. Ya butthole!

You know, cause it kinda looks like a balloon knot.. A brown one. Google Images can help if you can't reach your head around that far haha

 

[Grumpaw]

It's the dirt slide.. fart box.. chocolate starfish.. rusty bullet hole.. Ya butthole!

You know, cause it kinda looks like a balloon knot.. A brown one. Google Images can help if you can't reach your head around that far haha

Ohhhh...
you mean the little circular door that slams shut...
Gotcha.

Grumpaw

 

[acsnowrider]

Well, just came back from a visit to Sam's club, Fry's, and WalMart--Thousands of people out here, stocking up apparently, because you can't buy anything, made of PAPER here--NO toilet paper, no paper towels, the shelves are half empty everywhere you looked, including the Freezer bins!!! No chicken wings, ect--
This happening in your neck of the woods?????? Well, the cantina was empty, and they fixed the tap dispensing system, so plenty of beer!

 

[Bgunner]

So the schools around me are closed for 2 weeks because of fear. As if the kids didnt have enough snow days this year now the release date of the kids for vacation wont be till close to the mid of July this year.

 

[acsnowrider]

Four districts closed here already--expect the district my wife works for, to close before Monday.

 

[Dirtman]

Amazon isn't out of stock of anything.

 

[acsnowrider]

Haven't checked anything else!! This is off the Amazon Site!!!!

Scott 1000 Sheets Per Roll Toilet Paper, 32 Rolls, Bath Tissue
4.2 out of 5 stars 1,298
Currently unavailable.

Bounty Quick-Size Paper Towels, 16 Family Rolls, White
4.8 out of 5 stars 3,381
Currently unavailable

 

[RonD]

Well with larger gatherings cancelled and schools closed it should only take a month for the spread of the virus to be done
There will still be local pockets popping up but much less stress on the medical system

Its interesting that younger children don't seem to have a major reaction to this virus, they can get lower fever and cough and SPREAD IT, but their symptoms are not as bad as they are in adults, so hard to tell if its "THE VIRUS", or just a cold

 

[85_Ranger4x4]

Local grocery store is rationing cleaning and paper products, somewhat picked over but they still had a pretty good selection.

 

[acsnowrider]

That's what the News reports were here also, apparently, was to late here--Going to start saving Banana Peels, to sell later!!!

 

[Dirtman]

I just got my monthly order of poop tickets from amazon yesterday.

 

[acsnowrider]

So--- you don't want me to put you down, for any banana peels???

 

[sgtsandman]

Our county just closed the schools until the end of the month, including extra curricular activities. No known cases here yet that has been announced.

 

[RonD]

Time to install a bidet

 

[acsnowrider]

Eight districts closed here now!!