Coronavirus

[Dirtman]

I think it's pretty much going to be restricted to the Republican side of the senate...I read that it may be possible to contract the virus by "kissing ass". If so, it's going to spread among them like a dry tinder fire.
Grumpaw

Grumpaw i love you. Will you adopt me. My parents are old hardcore Republicans currently on a cruise cause trump said its ok...

 

[Grumpaw]

Grumpaw i love you. Will you adopt me. My parents are old hardcore Republicans currently on a cruise cause trump said its ok...

Of course !!! I may be able to claim you as a dependent. You'll have to mow the yard, but I will let you drive the Ranger on sunny days, and I'll pay for the gas.
My wife does have one request...the sweat pants have to go !!!
Grumpaw

 

[Dirtman]

Of course !!! I may be able to claim you as a dependent. You'll have to mow the yard, but I will let you drive the Ranger on sunny days, and I'll pay for the gas.
My wife does have one request...the sweat pants have to go !!!
Grumpaw

Eh... nevermind. Unless you got a dixie chopper im not interested. And my pants were stolen so no worries there. But i aint pushin a mower!!!!! I want a dixie! Them things is fast!

 

[Grumpaw]

No Dixie Chopper, but I do have a lawn tractor...I don't believe in pushing either.
Have a spare bedroom that we use for the grand kids. One bed has "Frozen" and the other has "Ironman" characters on the sheets...your choice.
Oh, I do have a few extra pairs of sweats you can have.
Grumpaw

 

[adsm08]

I think it's pretty much going to be restricted to the Republican side of the senate...I read that it may be possible to contract the virus by "kissing ass". If so, it's going to spread among them like a dry tinder fire.
Grumpaw

But, since this virus is Chinese in origin, coming out of Wuhan Province, if I get it, being that I'm a white guy, will that be cultural appropriation?

 

[Jim Oaks]

I just returned home from Walmart.

There was no water, and the isle of paper products was bare. All of the toilet paper and paper towels were gone. They even found the RV toilet paper back by the automotive and camping section. Fortunately, I still have a pack.

The soup isle was empty. The rice was gone. A lot of canned stuff was gone.....

No products for cleaning your counter. That's what I actually went there for. I'm low on 409. I was there several days ago and they were out of the 409 I use, they just had the lemon scent one that I don't like. Now they don't have anything.

I hope people calm down. I feel like someone has 6-months of toilet paper stashed in their house.

I don't stock up on stuff for more than a couple of weeks at the longest. Don't have the space.

I do keep a backpack in my Expedition with food, water, clothes, first aid kit, and the necessities to last 3-days. But that's just being prepared in case of a natural disaster like a tornado, I decide to take a random roadtrip, or end up staying the night at some ladies house.

 

[Jim Oaks]

China is blaming the coronavirus on the US Army.

A conspiracy theory linking the US army to the coronavirus now has official Chinese endorsement

Something that had been merely suggested before has now been blown wide into the open in China.

qz.com

 

[Dirtman]

China is blaming the coronavirus on the US Army.

A conspiracy theory linking the US army to the coronavirus now has official Chinese endorsement

Something that had been merely suggested before has now been blown wide into the open in China.

qz.com

In a place with government controlled media who can blame them. Though unless the government is also dosing the population with stupid pills, the Chinese people probably realize most of these outbreaks start in their country where a billion people huddle together in an area the size of texas....

STOP HAVING KIDS!

 

[Uncle Gump]

Just heard on the news... 6 states have closed all K-12 schools until the end of the month.

I was in the grocery store next to my pizzeria two days ago... shelves were pretty wiped out. Not a single roll of toilet paper... bar soap or hand sanitizer. Canned goods were pretty low also.

Near my home... not as bad... but it was looking a bit empty. I did the stock up trip yesterday... right before both my rear spring hangers self destructed.

 

[Dirtman]

Schools near me have closed but only for a few days for "deep cleaning".

 

[Grumpaw]

Just heard on the news... 6 states have closed all K-12 schools until the end of the month.

I was in the grocery store next to my pizzeria two days ago... shelves were pretty wiped out. Not a single roll of toilet paper... bar soap or hand sanitizer. Canned goods were pretty low also.

Near my home... not as bad... but it was looking a bit empty. I did the stock up trip yesterday... right before both my rear spring hangers self destructed.

Wife saw this...
Grumpaw

 

[Dirtman]

What's this "toilet paper" and how much do I need!?!?!?!

 

[Grumpaw]

What's this "toilet paper" and how much do I need!?!?!?!

It's the paper stuff you use to clean your "creamy crack".
Other possible sources are the labels from your "Chowdah" soup cans.

Grumpaw

 

[Blmpkn]

Pro tip: coating your brown balloon knot with Teflon spray removes the need for toilet paper.

 

[Grumpaw]

Pro tip: coating your brown balloon knot with Teflon spray removes the need for toilet paper.

A brown balloon knot ??? What dat ???

Grumpaw